Quotes for
Elliot Blitzer (Character)
from True Romance (1993)

True Romance (1993)

Elliot: Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree.

Clarence Worley: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: What?
Clarence Worley: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream?
Elliot: No.
Clarence Worley: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?

[Lee Donowitz is discussing possible titles for his next film]
Lee: What does Joe like?
Elliot: Um... "Body Bags 2".
Lee: Oooo, that's imaginative. I've got more taste in my penis.

Lee: [on the phone] Who the fuck is Dick?
Elliot: Huh? You want me to suck his dick?

[During a drug bust]
Elliot: This no longer concerns me right? So I'm just going to leave.

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