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: Clarence, do you have any idea how much coke you have here? Clarence Worley
: Nope. Tell me. Dick Ritchie
: I don't know, but it's a fuckin' lot.
: He's askin' about Alabama. Drexl Spivey
: Where the fuck is that bitch? Clarence Worley
: She's with me. Drexl Spivey
: Who the fuck are you? Clarence Worley
: I'm her husband. Drexl Spivey
] Well, that makes us practically related.
: Well, he ain't so much a good guy as he is just a bad mother fucker. I mean, he gets paid by people to fuck guys up.
: Eliot, do I look like a beautiful blonde with big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? Elliot
: What? Clarence Worley
: I said do I look like a beautiful blonde with big big tits and an ass that tastes like French vanilla ice cream? Elliot
: No. Clarence Worley
: No. Okay, then why are you telling me all this bullshit, huh? You wanna fuck me?
: I mean look at her. It looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
: I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.
: [to Alabama, who's apprehensive about his gun
] If there's one thing this last week has taught me, it's better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have it.
: I mean, she... she a four alarm fire or what?
: I can't tell you... that was one of the best times I ever had. It was. But, you know, I knew something must be rotten in Denmark. There was no way you could like me that much. Man, I can't tell you how relieved I was when you took off your dress, you... you didn't have a dick. Alabama
: Stop being so fucking calm about all this.
: Heeeellloooo baaabbbyyyy...
: You're a whore? Alabama
] I'm not a whore. I'm a call-girl. There's a difference, you know !
: I gotta hand it to you Clarence. Clarence Worley
: I was cool? Mentor
: Naw man you were cooler than cool.
: Did I do my part okay? Clarence Worley
: Bamaloo you were perfect. Alabama
: Like a ninja? Clarence Worley
: Like a ninja.
: Lee, this guy's... Lee
: Boris, please, I'm meeting people right now. Clarence Worley
: [Trying to get his attention
] Uh, Mr. Donowitz. Lee
: [Overtly friendly
] Oh, Clarence, don't insult me, just call me Lee. Boris
: [With urgency
] Lee... Lee
] Boris, shut the fuck up!
: You just said you love me, now if I say I love you and just throw caution to the wind and let the chips fall where they may and you're lying to me I'm gonna fuckin' die.
[having just gotten married
] Clarence Worley
: Well, hello, Mrs. Worley. Alabama
: How do you do, Mr. Worley? Clarence Worley
: Top o' the mornin', Mrs. Worley. Alabama
: Bottom of the ninth, Mr. Worley. By the way, have you seen your lovely little wife today? Clarence Worley
: Are you speaking of my beautiful, charming, sexy wife, Mrs. Alabama Worley? Alabama
: Why, are there any others, Mr. Worley? Clarence Worley
: No, none for me.
: [Peeling out in reverse into oncoming traffic
] We now return to Bullit already in progress.
] Clarence Worley
: In Jailhouse Rock he was everything rockabilly's about. I mean, he is rockabilly. Mean, surly, nasty, rude. In that movie he couldn't give a fuck about nothing except rockin' and rollin', living fast, dying young and leaving a good-looking corpse.
: It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? Well, enough about the King, how 'bout... how 'bout you? Lucy
: How 'bout me what? Clarence Worley
: How 'bout you go to the movies with me tonight? Lucy
: What are we gonna see? Clarence Worley
: A Sonny Chiba triple feature. The Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter, and Sister Streetfighter. Lucy
: Who's Sonny Chiba? Clarence Worley
: Who is Sonny Chiba? He is... he is bar none, the greatest actor working in martial arts movies today. Lucy
: You wanna take me to a kung fu movie? Clarence Worley
: Three kung fu movies.
: Clarence, if you don't know shit, then why does he think that you can sell it? Clarence Worley
] I bullshitted him.
: How you really think I'm doing with Lee, huh? Mentor
: Nah, you kidding me man? He loves ya. Clarence Worley
: You don't think I'm kissing his ass or anything, do you? Mentor
: Well you told him what he wants to hear there - same thing as kissing his ass. Clarence Worley
: Yeah, but I saw Coming Home in a Bodybag - loved it - I'm not lying to the guy. Mentor
: No? That's why you ain't an ass-kisser. What you're doing is genuine. And he knows it. Mentor
: [puts his hand on Clarence's shoulder
] I like you Clarence. Always have. Always will.
: No thanks? What does that mean? Means you ate before you came down here? All full. Is that it? Naw, I don't think so. I think you're too scared to be eatin'. Now, see we're sittin' down here, ready to negotiate, and you've already given up your shit. I'm still a mystery to you. But I know exactly where your white ass is comin' from. See, if I asked you if you wanted some dinner and you grabbed an egg roll and started to chow down, I'd say to myself, "This motherfucker's carryin' on like he ain't got a care in the world. Who know? Maybe he don't. Maybe this fool's such a bad motherfucker, he don't got to worry about nothin', he just sit down, eat my Chinese, watch my TV." See? You ain't even sat down yet. On that TV there, since you been in the room, is a woman with her breasteses hangin' out, and you ain't even bothered to look. You just been clockin' me. Now, I know I'm pretty, but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. Clarence Worley
: I'm not eatin' 'cause I'm not hungry. I'm not sittin' 'cause I'm not stayin'. I'm not lookin' at the movie 'cause I saw it seven years ago. It's "The Mack" with Max Julien, Carol Speed, and Richard Pryor. I'm not scared of you. I just don't like you. In that envelope is some payoff money. Alabama's moving on to some greener pastures. We're not negotiatin'. I don't like to barter. I don't like to dicker. I never have fun in Tijuana. That price is non-negotiable. What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. My peace of mind is worth that much. Not one penny more, not one penny more.