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Beth (Character)
from The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)

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The 40-Year-Old Virgin (2005)
Beth: We could do it in the... butt, if you want.
Andy Stitzer: But if I want what?
Beth: You know... butt!
Andy Stitzer: But... what?

Beth: I'd like to introduce you to my friend.
[Shows him a vibrating shower head]
Andy Stitzer: Your friend is so shiny.

Beth: Ooh, you know where to shave me.
Andy Stitzer: Yeah! I wanna shave your head.

Beth: [Andy is following Cal's advice to only ask questions when talking to a woman] Can I help you?
Andy Stitzer: I don't know. Can you?
Beth: Are you looking for something?
Andy Stitzer: Is there something I should be looking for?
Beth: We have a lot of books, so maybe it depends on what you like.
Andy Stitzer: What, um, what do you like?
Beth: We have a great section of do-it-yourself.
Andy Stitzer: Do you like to do it yourself?
Beth: [giggles] Sometimes... if, um, the mood strikes!
Andy Stitzer: How is the mood striking you now?
Beth: [they both laugh] What's your name?
Andy Stitzer: What's your name?
Beth: I'm Beth.
Andy Stitzer: Andy.
Beth: Andy... Don't tell on me, okay Andy?
Andy Stitzer: I won't... unless you want to be told on, Beth.
[walks away]