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: We could do it in the... butt, if you want. Andy Stitzer
: But if I want what? Beth
: You know... butt! Andy Stitzer
: But... what?
: I'd like to introduce you to my friend.
[Shows him a vibrating shower head
] Andy Stitzer
: Your friend is so shiny.
: Ooh, you know where to shave me. Andy Stitzer
: Yeah! I wanna shave your head.
: [Andy is following Cal's advice to only ask questions when talking to a woman
] Can I help you? Andy Stitzer
: I don't know. Can you? Beth
: Are you looking for something? Andy Stitzer
: Is there something I should be looking for? Beth
: We have a lot of books, so maybe it depends on what you like. Andy Stitzer
: What, um, what do you like? Beth
: We have a great section of do-it-yourself. Andy Stitzer
: Do you like to do it yourself? Beth
] Sometimes... if, um, the mood strikes! Andy Stitzer
: How is the mood striking you now? Beth
: [they both laugh
] What's your name? Andy Stitzer
: What's your name? Beth
: I'm Beth. Andy Stitzer
: Andy. Beth
: Andy... Don't tell on me, okay Andy? Andy Stitzer
: I won't... unless you want to be told on, Beth.