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: [right before Odin is about to punish Loki
] Hey! Look here, Grisly Adams, I don't know how it works in the immortal world, but your his *father*, he's your *son*, and even if you banish him, he's still gonna be your son. Nothing, in this universe is more important than your relationship with your family. I would think it's even more important for you guys. You're like a thousand, he's like eight-hundred, you might as well get it right now and enjoy the rest of eternity.
: Hey, Loki.
[suddenly picks up a phone receiver and shouts
] Tim Avery
: Give me back my son! Loki
: Um... No
] Tonya Avery
: Yay! Yay! Honey, oh, that was such a good show. But, I think you might need to add another character. Tim Avery
: What? Really? Tonya Avery
: Yeah. Tim Avery
: What do you think about that Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound?
: Okay, you give me Alvey, and the mask is yours. Loki
: [takes the mask and turns away with Alvey
] I can't let go. I've grown attached. Tonya Avery
: Alvey! Tim Avery
: Hey, we had a deal! Loki
: I'm the God of friggin' Mischief, what did you expect?
: So that's why he can pee like that!
: Who are you? Loki
: I'm Loki, God of Mischief. Tim Avery
: And I'm Tim, God of Crazy-Baby-Land. Can you move please? Loki
: Your son was born of the mask, *my* mask. Where is it? Tim Avery
: Born of the... Oh! So, that's why he can pee like that.
: As expected, you've failed at your promise. You've failed at your quest. You are, in ever sense of the word, a failure. Tim Avery
: [to Tanya
] Wow, and I thought your dad was mean. Loki
: Hey, we both knew it was gonna end this way, right? You practically set me up for failure, so at least I'm living up to your expectation in that regard. Odin
: Smokin! Causes... cancer.