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Loki (Character)
from Tales of Odin: The Necklace of the Brislings (2011)

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Son of the Mask (2005)
Loki: I'm a god. I can shape-shift. I can create stuff out of nothingness. I can alter the fabric of reality. So please, quit being a knucklehead.

[repeated line]
Loki: Where's my *mask*?

Tim Avery: Hey, Loki.
[suddenly picks up a phone receiver and shouts]
Tim Avery: Give me back my son!
Loki: Um... No
[speeds off]

Museum Person: Good God!
Loki: And don't you forget it!

Loki: Thanks for dropping by.
Museum Security Guard: Dropping?
Loki: Bye!

Odin: [in the body of a shopkeeper] You know, Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.
Loki: Oh, here we go again with the Thor crap. Thor, Thor, Thor! You know, father, I'm not like Thor. I'm never gonna be like Thor. I just wish that - can't you just love me for who I am and not for who I'm not?
Odin: No! I want you to be more like Thor!

Tim Avery: Okay, you give me Alvey, and the mask is yours.
Loki: [takes the mask and turns away with Alvey] I can't let go. I've grown attached.
Tonya Avery: Alvey!
Tim Avery: Hey, we had a deal!
Loki: I'm the God of friggin' Mischief, what did you expect?

Odin: You've brought me much grief, Loki
Loki: [angrily] Right back at ya... DAD!

Loki: [looks at the mask and sees it's a fake] THIS IS A FAKE!
Dr. Neuman: Yes, but it's a good fake.

Loki: Okay, no let me think. What should I turn him into?

Tim Avery: Who are you?
Loki: I'm Loki, God of Mischief.
Tim Avery: And I'm Tim, God of Crazy-Baby-Land. Can you move please?
Loki: Your son was born of the mask, *my* mask. Where is it?
Tim Avery: Born of the... Oh! So, that's why he can pee like that.

Loki: [about Odin] Off the throne... He's off the throne. That's not good.

Odin: [possessing the shopkeeper] Fool! What in Helveti were you about to do to this shopkeep?
Loki: Nothing, I...
Odin: Fool! Don't lie to me! You know Thor never gave me this kind of trouble.
Loki: Here we go again with the Thor crap.

Odin: As expected, you've failed at your promise. You've failed at your quest. You are, in ever sense of the word, a failure.
Tim Avery: [to Tanya] Wow, and I thought your dad was mean.
Loki: Hey, we both knew it was gonna end this way, right? You practically set me up for failure, so at least I'm living up to your expectation in that regard.
Odin: Silence!

Odin: [surprised] You did the conjuring ceremony, by yourself?
Loki: Hey, I pay attention... sometimes.

"MythQuest: Hammer of the Gods (#1.2)" (2001)
Thrym: The gentle Freyja eats like a man among us.
Loki: [beguilingly] In her eagerness to come to my lord Thrym's marriage, she did not stop to eat for eight days.
[Thor belches]
Thor: [at Loki's cleverness] You see? Smart.

Thrym: The gentle Freyja's eyes burn as brightly as a warrior's on the eve of battle.
Loki: [beguilingly] In her eagerness to arrive, she did not stop to sleep for eight nights on the road.
Thrym: [bawdily] And she won't on the ninth.

Far North (2007)
Loki: [Examines the antler] This is very beautiful. She's very talented. We'll be able to trade it for something useful.

Saiva: What will they do if they find you?
Loki: Shoot me.

"Hercules: The Legendary Journeys: Somewhere Over the Rainbow Bridge (#5.7)" (1998)
Thor: You would have killed your own brother?
Loki: Oh, don't be jealous! I would've *killed* you *next*!

"The Life and Times of Juniper Lee: New Trickster in Town (#1.3)" (2005)
Juniper Lee: [fighting monster] I thought you said I won!
Loki: King of LIES! Sheesh, how many times do I have to say it?

"Wulffmorgenthaler: Episode #1.1" (2005)
Loke, the Archeologist: [while the two of them are digging] Ansgar?
Ansgar - Archeologist: Yes, Loke?
Loke, the Archeologist: Are you a virgin?

"Power Rangers Operation Overdrive: It's Hammer Time (#1.17)" (2007)
Loki: [to Ronny] Kiss me, my love.
Spencer: [peals off Ronny mask revealing himself] I don't normally kiss on the first date.
Loki: What? The servant! I've been tricked!
Spencer: Exactly. You asked for some cake.
[smashes cake in Loki's face]