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: It's a power tie. It's supposed to make you feel powerful. Tina Carlyle
: Does it work? Stanley Ipkiss
: [knowing it doesn't work, tries changing the subject
] Now, uh, how about that account? We have...
[nervously jams a pen in the pencil sharpener, making a loud grinding noise
] Stanley Ipkiss
: checking, savings and checking, CDs, savings and CDs, checking and CDs, savings, checking, and CDs, T-bills, or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there.
: [explaining how The Mask works
] It's like it brings your innermost desires to life. If deep down you're a little repressed, and a hopeless romantic, you become some kind of love-crazy wild man. Tina Carlyle
: And if you're someone like Dorian? Stanley Ipkiss
: Then we're all in big trouble.
: [about Dorian, with the mask
] He's going to the charity ball tonight. He's gonna do something terrible. Stanley Ipkiss
: Like what, the Lambada?
: Stanley? Are you all right? Stanley Ipkiss
: Yeah. I've, never been better, really. Just... Just catching some air out here.
[Valet drives up with his car: a loaner Studebaker
] Parking Valet
: Your car, sir. Stanley Ipkiss
: [chuckles to Tina
] That's not my car. Parking Valet
: It matches the ticket. Stanley Ipkiss
: All right... I'll take it. But I am VERY angry. You believe this? You drive in in a Porsche...
: Thanks. Stanley Ipkiss
: For what? Tina Carlyle
: Lots of things. Sharing the sunset with me. For being the only guy whose ever treated me like a person and not some sort of party favor. For being any kind of romantic. Even a hopeless one. Stanley Ipkiss
: You're welcome. Tina Carlyle
: You know that night at the club? I knew I'd found someone special. Stanley Ipkiss
: [rolls his eyes
] The Mask. Tina Carlyle
: No, it was the guy inside the mask. It was you all along. You, Stanley Ip... kiss.
[they go to kiss when the guard interrupts them