From The Mask
It's a power tie. It's supposed to make you feel powerful.
Does it work?
[knowing it doesn't work, tries changing the subject
] Now, uh, how about that account? We have...
[nervously jams a pen in the pencil sharpener, making a loud grinding noise
checking, savings and checking, CDs, savings and CDs, checking and CDs, savings, checking, and CDs, T-bills, or we can just take all your money and throw it in a big mattress back there.