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: I want to do something for her... but what? Cogsworth
: Well, there's the usual things: flowers... chocolates... promises you don't intend to keep... Lumiere
: No, no! It's got to be more something more special than that!
: [pounds on Belle's door yelling
] I thought I told you to come down to dinner! Belle
: I'm not hungry! Beast
: [yelling to Belle
] You'll come out, or I'll-I'll-I'll break down the door! Lumiere
: Master, I could be wrong, but that might not be the best way to win the girl's affections. Cogsworth
: Please. Attempt to be a gentlemen. Beast
: But, she's being so *difficult*! Mrs. Potts
: Gently... gently... Beast
] Will you come down to dinner? Belle
: No! Beast
: [points at door
] Hmm? Cogsworth
: Ah-ah-ah, suave, genteel. Beast
] It would give me great pleasure...
[tries to hold in his anger
: if you would join me for dinner. Cogsworth
: [clears throat and mutters
] We say please. Beast
: Please? Belle
: No, thank you! Beast
] You can't stay in there forever! Belle
: Yes, I can! Beast
] Fine! Then go ahead and *starve!* If she doesn't eat with me, then she doesn't eat at all!
[storms down through the hallway and slams the door behind him
] Mrs. Potts
: Oh dear. That didn't go very well at all, did it?
: [trying to prepare the Beast for his dinner with Belle
] Voila! Oh, you look so... so... Beast
: [fur done up in curls and bows
] Stupid. Lumiere
: Not quite the word I was looking for, but perhaps a - little more off the top. Cogsworth
: [Clears throat
] Your lady awaits.
: Couldn't keep quiet, could we? Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we?
: 'Serve him tea. Sit in the master's chair. Pet the pooch!' Lumiere
: I was trying to be hospitable.
: Ma chère mademoiselle. It is with deepest pride and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite to relax, let us pull up a chair, as the dining room proudly presents... your dinner.
: Oh, it's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm... Well, look at me! Mrs. Potts
: Oh, must help her to see past all that. Beast
: I don't know how. Mrs. Potts
: Well, you can start by making yourself more presentable. Straighten up. Try to act like a gentleman.
[Beast stands up straighter
: Ah, yes. When she comes in give her a dashing, debonair smile. Come, come, show me the smile.
[Beast gives a big, forced smile
] Mrs. Potts
: But don't frighten the poor girl!
: [shakes Lumiere's hand in truce
] Well, Lumiere, old friend. Shall we let bygones be bygones? Lumiere
: Of course, mon ami. I told you she would break the spell! Cogsworth
: I beg your pardon, old friend, but I believe *I* told *you*. Lumiere
: No, you didn't. *I* told *you*! Cogsworth
: You most certainly did not, you pompous, paraffin-headed peabrain! Lumiere
: En garde, you... you overgrown pocket watch!
: Pardon me, Master... Beast
: Leave me in peace. Mrs. Potts
: But sir, the castle is under attack! Villagers
: [singing outside and trying to knock the door down
] Kill the Beast! Kill the Beast! Lumiere
: [All the objects are trying to hold the door closed
] This isn't working. Featherduster
: Oh Lumiere. We must do *something*. Lumiere
: Wait, I know! Villagers
: [Still singing outside
] Kill the Beast! Kill the Beast! Mrs. Potts
: What should we do, Master? Beast
: It doesn't matter now. Just let them come.
[giving Beast advice on how to impress Belle
: Impress her with your rapier wit. Mrs. Potts
: But be gentle. Lumiere
: Shower her with compliments. Mrs. Potts
: But be sincere. Lumiere
: And above all... Mrs. Potts
: You must control your temper!
: Master... Beast
: [growling softly
] What? Lumiere
: Since the girl is going to be with us for quite some time, I was just thinking - you might want to offer her a more comfortable room. Beast
: [growls, then walks past
: Then again, maybe not!
: Be... our... guest, be our guest, put our service to the test / Tie your napkin round your waist, cheri, and let us provide the rest / Soup du jour? Hors d'oeuvres? Why, we only live to serve / Try the gray stuff, it's delicious! Don't believe me? Ask the dishes! / They can sing, they can dance, after all, Miss, this is France / And a dinner here is never second best / Come on, unfold our menu, / Take a glance and then you / will be our guest / Oui, our guest, Be our guest! Lumiere
: [Chorus joins in
] Beef ragoune, cheese soufflé, pie and pudding en flambé / We'll prepare and serve with flair, a culinary cabaret / You're alone and you're scared, but the banquet's all prepared / No one's gloomy or complaining, while the flatware's entertaining / We tell jokes, I do tricks, with my fellow candlesticks / And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet! / Come on and fill your glass / You've won your own free pass / To be our guest / If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest! Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest! Lumiere
: Life is so unnerving, for a servant who's not serving / He's not whole, without a soul, to wait upon! Ah, those good old days when we were useful... suddenly those good old days are gone / Ten years we've been rusting, needing so much more than dusting / Needing exercise, a chance to use our skill! / Most days, we just lay around the castle / Flabby fat and lazy, then you walked in and oops-a-daisy! Mrs. Potts
: It's a guest! It's a guest! Sakes alive and I'll be blessed! / Wine's been poured, and thank the Lord I've had the napkins freshly pressed / With dessert, she'll want tea, and my dear, that's fine with me / While the cups do their soft-shoeing I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing / I'll get warm, piping hot... Heaven's sakes, is that a spot? / Clean it up! We want the company impressed! / We've got a lot to do! / Is it one lump or two? / For our guest! She's our guest! Chorus
: Be our guest! Be our guest! Our command is your request! / It's been ten years since we had anybody here, and we're obsessed! / With your meal, with your ease, yes indeed, we aim to please / While the candlelight's still glowing, let us help you, we'll keep going... Lumiere
, Mrs. Potts
: Course by course! One by one! / Till you shout "Enough! I'm done!" / And we send you off to sleep as you digest! / Tonight, you'll prop your feet up / But for now let's eat up / Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! Please be our guest!
[from sneak peak trailer
: Look, a girl! Cogsworth
: Yes, I can see it's a girl, you fool! Lumiere
: What if she is the one?
[to the Beast and Cogsworth about Belle
: Look at her! What if she's the one?
[the Beast sighs in frustration
: The one who will break the spell?
: [from trailer
] 'Allo! Belle
] You can talk? Cogsworth
: Well, of course he can *talk*!
[from TV spot
[to the Beast
: You must charm her! Be gentle! Mrs. Potts
: ...kind! Cogsworth
: ...sweet! Lumiere
: Come, come. Show me the smile!
[the Beast gives a wide smile, bearing his monstrous teeth
] Mrs. Potts
: [Lumiere, Cogsworth, Mrs. Potts and Featherduster all react
] Ooh, dear! Cogsworth
: Oh, my!
: [from trailer
] Look, a girl! Belle
: Who said that? Lumiere
: 'Ello! Belle
: [gasps and steps back
] You can talk! Cogsworth
: Well, of course! It's all he ever does!
: What happens when the last petal falls? Lumiere
: The master remains a beast forever... Cogsworth
: ...and we become antiques!
[to the Beast
: If she is the one who'll break the spell, you must finally learn to love...
: And you said it was impossible! Angelique
: No, no, no. I said it was impossible without - *me*.
: [Beast glumly walks away as Lumiere sees the present that Belle left for him
] Oooooh, it's for you, Master. It's from - a girl. Beast
: [Looking back
] Mrs. Potts? Lumiere
] No, from Belle! Beast
[Beast prepares to open the present but Lumiere stops him
: Ah-ah-ah, Master, you can't open it! Beast
: Why not? It's for me, isn't it? Lumiere
: Because it's not yet Christmas.
[Beast turns away in a huff
: Master, we all understand how you feel about Christmas. But when a woman gives a man a gift, she's saying, "I care about you." Beast
: But I don't have a gift for her. Lumiere
: It's not too late. Beast
: [huffs again
] Well, I guess I'll get her a little something.
] You belong side by side, you should never be apart, 'cause when you're both together, you're really twice as smart. Cogsworth
] Twice as smart... she does have a point. Lumiere
: Yes. Well, two heads are better than one.
: [as he rides on Cogsworth down a hill to catch up with Belle, who is getting a Christmas tree
] Ha-ho! Faster, faster! I think we've finally found a use for you: clock boarding; no, snow clocking! Whatever! Ha-ha!
: Hi, Belle. Belle
: [chuckling briefly
] Hello! Chip, do you know what day it is? Chip
: Well, it's not Tuesday... Belle
: No, silly. Today is December 24th. The day before Christmas. Lumiere
: And what a beautiful day it is.
: So you're dining with a beast / That doesn't mean you shouldn't feast! Cogsworth
: Let us handle reservations / Give your taste buds a sensation! Chamberpot
: Have your fill, eat more still / There's no need to slow your pace / After dinner, you'll be thinner / once you sit down on my face! Lumiere
: Who's for seconds? Chamberpot
: Eat a lot / then come meet your chamberpot... Lumiere
: We are trying to serve dinner! Chamberpot
: What, DeFicacci doesn't get to sing along? I'm a person too! DeFicacci didn't ask be a chamberpot! Lumiere
: None of us asked to be stuck in the forms of household items! But people are eating! Chamberpot
: So, DeFicacci only useful after dinner, eh? I get to live a solitary existence punctuated by people pooping on my... Lumiere
: I said people are eating!
[the chamberpot runs off crying
: Okay, let's just get through this dinner, so the Beast can bang this bitch... Belle? Where did Belle go?
[cut to Belle sitting on the chamberpot
: Whoa, sound a horn! / Looks like someone's eaten corn! Belle
: [in agony
] Does everything have to be a fucking song?