From Ghost Dad
[pops TV dinner in microwave
] All I get is grease around here. I clean up. I do the laundry.
I take out the garbage.
I cook the meals and what do I get for it? Nothing but complaints.
] I don't complain about your cooking!
Yes you do. All the time. Loud and clear. What about... what about Wednesday, huh? What about... what about last Friday? What about last Saturday night, huh? Quote, "Oh, Diane, how can you screw up Spaghetti-Os?"