Lt. Colonel Bert Samuels
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Lt. Colonel Bert Samuels (Character)
from "Stargate SG-1" (1997)

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"Stargate SG-1: Children of the Gods (#1.1)" (1997)
Samuels: I'm Major Samuels.
Jack O'Neill: Air Force?
Samuels: Yes, sir. I'm the general's executive officer.
Jack O'Neill: Want a little piece of advice, Major? Get 'reass' to NASA. That's where all the action's gonna be. Out there.

George Hammond: Where's Captain Carter?
Samuels: Just arriving, sir.
Jack O'Neill: Carter?
George Hammond: I'm assigning Sam Carter to this mission.
Jack O'Neill: I'd prefer to put together my own team, sir.
George Hammond: Not on this mission. Sorry. Carter's our expert on the Stargate.
Jack O'Neill: Where's he transferring from?
Samantha Carter: [Carter enters the room] She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, sir.

[O'Neill has sent a box of tissues through the gate for Daniel]
Major Samuels: What if the aliens get it?
Jack O'Neill: Well, they could be blowin' their noses right now.