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: I'm Major Samuels. Jack O'Neill
: Air Force? Samuels
: Yes, sir. I'm the general's executive officer. Jack O'Neill
: Want a little piece of advice, Major? Get 'reass' to NASA. That's where all the action's gonna be. Out there.
: Where's Captain Carter? Samuels
: Just arriving, sir. Jack O'Neill
: Carter? George Hammond
: I'm assigning Sam Carter to this mission. Jack O'Neill
: I'd prefer to put together my own team, sir. George Hammond
: Not on this mission. Sorry. Carter's our expert on the Stargate. Jack O'Neill
: Where's he transferring from? Samantha Carter
: [Carter enters the room
] She is transferring from the Pentagon. I take it you're Colonel O'Neill. Captain Samantha Carter reporting, sir.
[O'Neill has sent a box of tissues through the gate for Daniel
] Major Samuels
: What if the aliens get it? Jack O'Neill
: Well, they could be blowin' their noses right now.