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Jacob Carter (Character)
from "Stargate SG-1" (1997)

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"Stargate SG-1: Exodus (#4.22)" (2001)
Jacob Carter/Selmak: You have to take that to the secondary cargo hold. We need to make room for the Stargate.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Hey! Don't scuff the walls. I want this ship back the way we found it.

Jacob Carter/Selmak: My mission is to oversee the relocation of the Tok'ra base. What's yours again?
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Protect Earth's big fat asset.

Major Samantha Carter: This is the sun that Vorash is orbiting. It's a regular main sequence star with a core temperature of about fifteen million degrees and enough hydrogen to burn for another five billion years.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yeah?
Jacob Carter/Selmak: We wanna blow it up.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Wow.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: That's, uh...
Colonel Jack O'Neill, Dr. Daniel Jackson: Ambitious.

"Stargate SG-1: Summit (#5.15)" (2001)
Dr. Daniel Jackson: So, how are you gonna get me in?
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Yu will be among the System Lords attending the meeting.
Major Samantha Carter: I thought you said he was going in as a slave.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: The System Lord, Yu.
Major Samantha Carter: Little joke there.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: [dryly] Funny.

Jacob Carter/Selmak: How's it going?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Oh, swell. It's kinda like Goa'uld Mardi Gras here.

"Stargate SG-1: Tangent (#4.12)" (2000)
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Well, we were kinda hopin' that you could, um, like, beam them out, or...
Jacob Carter/Selmak: [chuckles] Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?

[in a scout ship, being questioned by a mothership]
Jacob Carter/Selmak: All right, we're almost finished. Sam's just finishing up.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Uh, that's good, 'cause I don't think they bought my act.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Why? Who'd you say you were?
Dr. Daniel Jackson: The, uh, Great and Powerful Oz.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: [shouting] Sam!

"Stargate SG-1: Evolution: Part 2 (#7.12)" (2003)
[Sylar is gearing up Jacob]
Sgt. Siler: How's that, sir?
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Pretty good. Reminds me of my old football days.
Sgt. Siler: They had helmets back in those days, sir?
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Funny.

Master Bra'tac: Teal'c. Are you hurt?
Teal'c: Indeed.
Master Bra'tac: Where?
Teal'c: My pride. An old man did what I could not.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Sam? Sam? No, don't move, just lie still. What hurts?
Major Samantha Carter: Everything.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: That's a good sign.

"Stargate SG-1: The Tok'ra: Part 2 (#2.12)" (1998)
Samantha Carter: Dad, have you ever heard of the Stargate program?
General Jacob Carter: No. Is that one of your satellites?
Samantha Carter: I don't work with satellites, Dad. That was just a cover.
General Jacob Carter: No kiddin'. I never would've guessed.

Jacob Carter/Selmak: Apparently, I'm the oldest and wisest among us.
Samantha Carter: Oh, geez.

"Stargate SG-1: The Serpent's Venom (#4.14)" (2000)
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Obviously I'll need Dr. Jackson, and there may be some complicated mathematical calculations to be done, so Sam would be a big help, too.
[Jack clears his throat]
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Of course, Colonel O'Neill is always lots of fun to have around.

Jacob Carter/Selmak: Then enter the right combination.
Major Samantha Carter: We tried. What does Selmak say?
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Try again.
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Very helpful.

"Stargate SG-1: Jolinar's Memories (#3.12)" (1999)
Jacob Carter/Selmak: He's Sokar's eyes and ears here.
Jack O'Neill: Well, *eye* and ears.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: He ensures there are no uprisings.
Jack O'Neill: Keeps the conditions livable.

"Stargate SG-1: Death Knell (#7.16)" (2004)
Jacob Carter: This prototype should have been done weeks ago.
Major Samantha Carter: It's done. It's just not... finished.
Jacob Carter: Interesting distinction.

"Stargate SG-1: The Devil You Know (#3.13)" (1999)
[after escaping "Hell"]
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Do you have any leave coming up?
Samantha Carter: Yeah, a little.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: I was thinkin' maybe we could take a little father/daughter vacation together.
Samantha Carter: That'd be great, Dad.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: I hear Alaska's cold this time of year.

"Stargate SG-1: Last Stand (#5.16)" (2002)
Dr. Daniel Jackson: Yeah, you would think that a race smart enough to fly around in space would be smart enough to have seat belts.
Jacob Carter: I just prefer not to crash.

"Stargate SG-1: Seth (#3.2)" (1999)
Jacob Carter/Selmak: So, you guys are the talk of the Tok'ra water cooler.
Jack O'Neill: For what?
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Kickin' some major Hathor behind.
Jack O'Neill: Yes. We do take pride in good work.

"Stargate SG-1: The Tok'ra: Part 1 (#2.11)" (1998)
General Jacob Carter: There is one thing you could do for me, George.
Major General George Hammond: Anything.
General Jacob Carter: Tell me what my little girl is doing.
Major General George Hammond: Except that. You know it's classified.
General Jacob Carter: George, they're telling me I don't have much time left. Who am I going to tell? God?
Major General George Hammond: I'm sorry, Jacob.

"Stargate SG-1: Secrets (#2.9)" (1998)
Jack O'Neill: [Jacob is skeptical about SG-1's cover-story] I retired myself one time. Couldn't stay away.
Jacob Carter: From your analysis of Deep Space Radar Telemetry?
Jack O'Neill: [deadpan] Well, it's just so damn fascinating.

"Stargate SG-1: Reckoning: Part 2 (#8.17)" (2005)
Ba'al: This one.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: How do you know?
Ba'al: I'm a god. Gods are all-knowing.

"Stargate SG-1: Reckoning: Part 1 (#8.16)" (2005)
Jacob Carter/Selmak: My relationship with the counsel's still a little strained.
Brigadier General Jack O'Neill: It's not gonna get any better if you keep stealin' stuff. No complaints. I'll take anything I can get: weapons, receivers, silverware.

"Stargate SG-1: Enemies (#5.1)" (2001)
Colonel Jack O'Neill: I believe someone said "We're not gonna make it!"
Jacob Carter/Selmak: Sam, let's get the hyperdrive running.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Excuse me. I distinctly remember someone saying "We're not gonna make it!" I think we made it.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: I'm sorry , I over-reacted. At the time it looked very much like we weren't going to make it.
Colonel Jack O'Neill: Yes, well, maybe next time you'll just wait and see.
Jacob Carter/Selmak: And blow the last chance I might ever have to be right?
Colonel Jack O'Neill: What?
Major Samantha Carter: [grinning] Welcome to my life!
Colonel Jack O'Neill: What?