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Library Security Guard
: [as Brian works on a radio
] Library Security Guard
: Maybe you should have somebody help with that, you know? Brian Parks
: Sir, I am president of the Electronics Club, the Math Club, and the Chess Club. Now if there's a bigger nerd in here, please... point him out. Library Security Guard
: ...I'll just leave you alone to work on it, then.
: Friedrich Nietzsche! We cannot burn Friedrich Nietzsche; he was the most important thinker of 19th Century! Elsa
: Oh, please! Nietzsche was a chauvinist pig, who was in love with his sister. Jeremy
: He was not a chauvinist pig. Elsa
: But he was in love with his sister. Brian Parks
: Uh... 'scuse me? You guys? Yeah... there's a whole section on tax law down here that we can burn.
: Man you've got some serious competition. Sam Hall
: Please. Brian Parks
: And I'll bet he's really rich too. Sam Hall
: Shut up.
: [on the plane, Sam is scarfing down peanuts
] You alright? Sam Hall
: Hmm? Brian Parks
: He's afraid of flying. Sam Hall
: I'm fine. Brian Parks
: [the plane rattles due to turbulence
] You know, statistically, the chance of a plane going down because of turbulence is less than what, one in a billion? Or is it a million? I can't remember if it's... Laura Chapman
: Shut up, Brian.
: [to Jack
] It's been raining like this for three days now.
: She left her bag in the cab. Her passports. I'll get it for her. Sam Hall
: Laura! Laura! Brian Parks
: Sam! J.D.
: No! Brian, no! Sam Hall
: Laura! Laura, look! Come on! Come! Come on!