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Quotes for
Todd Cleary (Character)
from Wedding Crashers (2005)

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Wedding Crashers (2005)
Todd Cleary: We had a moment at the dinner table didn't we?
Jeremy Grey: No! No! We did not have a moment at the dinner table, Todd!

Jeremy Grey: Todd, I notice you haven't even touched your food yet.
Todd Cleary: I don't eat meat or fish.
Grandma Mary Cleary: He's a homo.

Claire Cleary: Actually Todd is an amazing painter. He's going to the Rhode Island School of Design.
John Beckwith: Wow, that's a great school. Congratulations, Todd. That's really impressive. RIS-D!
Todd Cleary: Yeah, Dad - Dad always thought I'd be a political liability...
[getting angry]
Todd Cleary: ...in case he ever ran for President.
Secretary Cleary: Now, now Todd. Actually, truth be told, polling shows that a majority of the American people would ultimately empathize with our situation.
Todd Cleary: [sharply, raising his voice] What IS our situation, Dad?
Grandma Mary Cleary: You're a homo.

Todd Cleary: I made you a painting. I call it "Celebration." It's sexual and violent. I thought you might like it.

Todd Cleary: Death, you are my bitch lover!
Secretary Cleary: Todd, that's good! Tell that mean ocean!

Todd Cleary: Jeremy tried to seduce me! I want my painting back!
Jeremy Grey: The painting was a gift, Todd. I'm taking it with me.

Secretary Cleary: It wouldn't kill you to play some competitive sports, once in a while.
Todd Cleary: [suddenly incensed] Would that make you love me?

Todd Cleary: Let's play tummy sticks.

[Todd gets up angrily from the dining table]
Todd Cleary: I'll be in my room, painting.
[pause]
Todd Cleary: Homo things!

Todd Cleary: Mom make you feel her tits?
John Beckwith: Did you say something, Todd?
Todd Cleary: Mom make you feel her tits?
John Beckwith: Todd, where are you going with this?
Todd Cleary: Just don't say anything to my dad, though. Some friend of my sister's said something to my dad a couple of years ago, he now lives in a shack in Guam... not by choice.
John Beckwith: Stop kidding with me Todd. You almost had me. Come on!