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: Banoffee pie? Mark
: No, thanks. Juliet
: Thank God. You would've broken my heart if you'd said yes. Mark
: Oh, right. Well, lucky you.
: I thought I might be able to swap it for some pie or... or maybe Munchies? Mark
: Actually, I was being serious. I don't know where it is. I'll have a poke around tonight... Juliet
: Mark, can I say something? Mark
: Yeah. Juliet
: I know you're Peter's best friend and I know you've never particularly warmed to me. Look, don't... don't argue. We've never got friendly. But I just wanted to say, I hope that can change. I'm nice. I really am. Apart from my terrible taste in pie and... It would be great if we could be friends. Mark
: Absolutely. Juliet
: Great. Mark
: Doesn't mean we'll be able to find the video, though. I had a real search when you first called and couldn't any trace of it, so... Juliet
: Well, there's one here that says "Peter and Juliet's Wedding". Do you think we might be on the right track?
: Enough. Enough now.
[on sheets of poster board
: With any luck, by next year - I'll be going out with one of these girls.
[shows pictures of beautiful supermodels
: But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this.
[picture of a mummy
: Merry Christmas.
: Do you love him? Mark
: Uh, b- What? Sarah
: No, I... I just thought I'd ask the blunt question.
[At the altar, just before Peter is married
: No surprises? Mark
: No surprises. Peter
: Not like the stag night? Mark
: Unlike the stag night. Peter
: Do you admit the Brazilian prostitutes were a mistake? Mark
: I do. Peter
: And it would have been much better if they'd not turned out to be men? Mark
: That is true.
: [after watching Mark's video of her
] But... you never talk to me. You always talk to Peter. You don't like me. Mark
: I hope it's useful. Don't show it around too much. It needs a bit of editing. Look, I've gotta get to a lunch. Early lunch. You can just show yourself out, can't you?
: It's a... self-preservation thing, you see.