Colin Frissell
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Colin Frissell (Character)
from Love Actually (2003)

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Love Actually (2003)
Tony: You'll come back a broken man.
Colin: Yeah, back broken from too much sex!

Colin: I'm on Shag Highway heading West!

Colin: American girls would seriously dig me with my cute British accent.

Colin: I am Colin. God of Sex. I'm just on the wrong continent, that's all.

Colin: Beautiful muffin for a beautiful lady

Colin: America, watch out, here comes Colin Frissell!
[pauses and turns, holding his hands out as if describing a large fish]
Colin: [in a much deeper voice] ... And he's got a big *knob*!

Colin: [after insulting the food] And what do you do Nancy?
Nancy the caterer: I'm a cook.
Colin: Ever do weddings?
Nancy the caterer: Yes I do.
Colin: They should have asked you to do this one.
Nancy the caterer: They did.
Colin: God I wish you hadn't turned it down.
Nancy the caterer: I didn't.

Colin: Try my lovely nuts.

Colin: Exciting news!
Tony: What?
Colin: I've bought a ticket to the States. I'm off in three weeks.
Tony: No!
Colin: Yes! To a fantastic place called Wisconsin.
Tony: No!
Colin: Yes! Wisconsin babes, here comes Sir Colin! Whoo hoo!
Tony: No, Col! There are a few babes in America, I grant you, but they're already going out with rich, attractive guys.
Colin: Nah, Tone, you're just jealous. You know perfectly well that any bar anywhere in America contains ten girls more beautiful and more likely to have sex with me than the whole of the United Kingdom.
Tony: That is total bollocks. You've actually gone mad, now.
Colin: No, I'm wise. Stateside I am Prince William without the weird family.
Tony: No, Colin, no!
Colin: Yes!
Tony: Nyet!
Colin: Da!
Tony: Nein!
Colin: Ja, darling!

Stacey, American Dreamgirl: [points to beer bottle] What do you call that?
Colin: Uh, Bottle.
Stacey, American Dreamgirl, Jeannie, American Angel, Carol-Anne, American Goddess: [giggling, mimicking accent] BOHT-el!
Jeannie, American Angel: [points to straw] What about this?
Colin: Uh, straw.
Stacey, American Dreamgirl, Jeannie, American Angel, Carol-Anne, American Goddess: [mimicking accent] Strohw!
Carol-Anne, American Goddess: [points to table] What about this?
Colin: Uh, table.
Stacey, American Dreamgirl, Jeannie, American Angel, Carol-Anne, American Goddess: [starting to repeat] Tab - Oh, the same. It's the same.
[Colin nods apologetically]

Carol-Anne, American Goddess: The thing that's gonna make it more crowded? Harriet.
Jeannie, American Angel: Oh, Harriet!
Carol-Anne, American Goddess: You haven't met Harriet.
Colin: There's a fourth one?
Carol-Anne, American Goddess, Jeannie, American Angel, Stacey, American Dreamgirl: Yeah.
Stacey, American Dreamgirl: Don't worry, you're totally gonna like her, 'cause she is the "sexy one."