From Ali G Indahouse
As from 12 o'clock all rizla's will be free. To discourage their use, there will be a 25p-per-pound levy on panties. This will exclude thongs. Marijuana will be available on the NHS to treat chronic diseases such as ichy scrot. Furthermore I am a bell end...
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Prime minister, I really can't be expected to...
Go on now, David!
] I like to take it up the batty. It is me favourite. I used to be a girl and wear knicks, honest. Ask me mum!