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: [to Carter
] Call me girlfriend one more time. Carter
: Okay, sorry.
: [trying to stall
] I wanna get my breasts done. Where'd you get yours? Fiona
: San Diego.
[pushes Rhonda aside
: Where are your skates? They're part of the uniform. Rhonda
: Fiona, if I wanted to look like a clown I'd join the circus. Fiona
: If you were part of my circus I'd have you wiping the elephant butts with a "wet one."
: Oh that would not be necessary, because I quit to.
[Sam is scrubbing the floor with her skates on. She tries to get up, but Sam slips and falls; Rhonda appears
: Sam, what are you doing? Sam
: I'm trying to get these floors clean. Rhonda
: Come on, sweetie, get up. What I meant is "What are you doing with your life?" Sam
: I'm Diner Girl. I'm doing what diner girls do, Rhonda. Rhonda
: Baby, what's gotten into you? You don't even realize how blessed you are. Look, you've got a whole family behind you. We have faith in you, and you gotta have faith in yourself.
[the LAPD is repossessing Fiona, Brianna, and Gabriella's cars
: [runs outside with the girls
] Hey! Hey! I can pay for those parking tickets. Sam
: Actually, I'm selling your cars, Fiona, for college tuition money. Gabriella
: What? Fiona
: Now what gives you the idea you can sell our cars? Rhonda
: She owns them. Sam
: Exactly. I own them.
: All right. Well, I'm going off to get some more lipo. Come on, girls. Sam, we need you to clean the pool tonight. Sam
: [stand up to Fiona
[Rhonda, the staff, and the customers all become impressed with Sam finally standing up for herself
] Excuse me? Sam
: You heard me. I quit. I quit this job, I quit your family, and I'm moving out!
[Fiona, Brianna, and Gabriella laughs at Sam
: Oh, and, um, where are you gonna live? Rhonda
: With me. Fiona
: You can't just walk out on me. Sam
: You know what, Fiona? You can mess with your hair and your nose and your face, and can even mess with my Dad's diner, but you're through messing with me!
: Wait up, Sam. Fiona
: You take one more step and you're fired! Rhonda
: Oh, no. That won't be necessary because I quit too. And you know what? The only reason why I stayed around and put up with you for all those years is because of that girl. And now that she's free of you, there is nothing stopping me from kicking your butt. Fiona
: [freaks out
] Oh, come on, no. Not my face. It's much newer than the girls. Go for the girls! Sam
: [talks Rhonda out of it
] Rhonda? Rhonda! She's not even worth it. Rhonda
: [jumps her face at Fiona
] Mmph! Fiona
] Aaaah! Rhonda
: You're right. Eleanor
: You know what? I quit too. Bobby
: Me too! Hey, Rhonda and Eleanor, hold up. I need a ride. See ya!
[the staff all finally walk out permanently with the customers following suit
] Man with plate of food
: [to a disgraced Fiona
] Send me a bill.