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Jamie (Character)
from EuroTrip (2004)

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EuroTrip (2004)
Jamie: The chateaus have been there for three hundred years. Mieke's gone in twelve hours.

Cooper: What the hell is that?
Jamie: It's a traveler's money belt. Frommer's says as long as you have one of these, no-one can rob you of anything.
Scott: Except your dignity.
Jamie: No, you just put that in your... wait, what?

Scott: What happened to you last night?
Jamie: I got robbed! It was awesome.

[Creepy Italian Guy massages Jamie's shoulders]
Jamie: What-what the hell are you doing?
Creepy Italian Guy: Oh, scuzi, mi scuzi.
[massages harder]

[after taking a drink of Absinthe]
Jamie: I gotta say, I'm not feeling anything.
Cooper: Me neither.
Scott: Sober as a judge.
[to a hallucinatory green fairy]
Scott: How about you?
Green Fairy: I'm not feelin' a goddamn thing. This Absinthe is BULLSHIT!

Anna, The Camera Store Girl: I'm going on break. I was going to step out back and have a cigarette. Would you like to join me?
Jamie: I don't smoke.
Anna, The Camera Store Girl: Neither do I.

Jamie: [pulls out Frommer's guide book] And I've even planned every detail of the trip to maximize the fun!
Scott: You brought a guide book to a party?
Jamie: You wanna see my itinerary?
Cooper: You wanna see my balls?

Jamie: I spent the last four years tutoring the lacrosse players just to pay for it. So nobody touches my camera but me.
Cooper: So it's like your wiener.
Jamie: No, it's not like my- Jenny!
Jenny: Cooper! Leave him alone.

Jamie: [to the tour group] This is so strange! Usually, they wait 15 days to elect a new Pope. We could be seeing history in the making.
Jenny: [to herself] We could be seeing an arrest in the making.

Scott: Let me handle this, I speak better German. Hello!
Truck Driver: Hello!
Scott: [in German] My German is ill, but I can understand on you if the speaking is slowly.
Truck Driver: [in German] German! I have been driving for 14 hours straight and I haven't slept in three days and I am wired on schnapps, benzedrine, and those little chocolate covered peanuts.
Cooper: What did he say?
Scott: He said he's driving, something...
Scott: [in German] Do you know where is Berlin?
Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin? Yes, I know it well. I stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin. But I am going nowhere near Berlin.
Scott: Berlin!
Truck Driver: [in German] Berlin! I also sexually assaulted a horse in Berlin.
Scott: He's going to Berlin.
Jamie: Awesome.
Truck Driver: [in German] Nowhere near Berlin.
Scott: All right, come on, let's go.
[the group get in the back of the truck]
Truck Driver: [to self, in German] I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin.

Scott: Uh-oh.
Jamie: What?
Scott: Big tunnel.
Creepy Italian Guy: [grins maniacally as the train drives into darkness]
Jamie: [in the commotion] Scotty, is that you? WHO'S TOUCHING ME?