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: Mieke, I'm here! Mieke
: [walks forward with a smile
] Who are you?
: [on the phone with Cooper and Jenny
] Hold on, this must be my new roommate.
[Scotty opens the door and finds Mieke standing there
: [yelling over the phone
] What's the freak look like? Is he a dork or is he cool? He better not be cooler than me. Is he bigger than me? Scott
: I just got your last email. What are you doing here? Mieke
: Going to college. Scott
: You're going to college here? What dorm? Mieke
: This one. Room 2-1-4. Scott
: How is this possible? Mieke
: I guess they thought I was a guy. Scott
: Now who would be dumb enough to make a mistake like that?
[Scotty and Mieke kiss
: [over the phone
] Do I hear kissing? Are you making out with your new roommate, Scotty?
[Scotty and Mieke fall on Scotty's bed laughing and continue to make out
: Scotty? Scotty? *Scotty*! Green Fairy
: [Green Fairy appears
] This happy ending is bullshit! When does the fairy get laid? I'm outta here!
[makes the words The End appear with his wand, flies away
: I'm so sad and lonely. I just wish... someone would show up and sweep me off my German feet.
: Let us make love for one whole month. Touch me, Scotty. Scott