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Mad Maynard (Character)
from EuroTrip (2004)

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EuroTrip (2004)
Mad Maynard: [after hearing Scott's song] Pretty good. Pretty damn good lads!

Scott: Excuse me.
Mad Maynard: Hello boyo!
Scott: So what the hell happened last night?
Mad Maynard: You got steamed up, pissed as a fart. Too much sauce, son!

Mad Maynard: If you're Manchester United supporters, sing the Manchester United song.
Scott: Excuse me? I'm sorry. I'm not much of a singer...
Mad Maynard: [slams a beer bottle on the floor] Sing!
Scott: [sings] My baby takes the mornin' train. / He works from nine to five and then / he takes another home again to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team! Ah? The best freakin' team in all the land! Woo hoo!

[outtake during credits]
Mad Maynard: Fuck off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you Gallic fucking garlic-breath tossers! Piss off! Get in here and say that, mate! Come on! Fucking come and have it! You fucking beep? We'll beep, you bastard, all over your fucking nose! Fuck off! Go on, you French bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! Go on out of it! Fuck off! I'm knackered.

Mad Maynard: I've just about had enough of you fuckin' ities!
Vatican Guard: But I am Swiss!
Mad Maynard: Them, too!

Mad Maynard: Look given the current geopolitical climate, all European countries should have a seat at the table. Except those fucking Ities, I hate them Italian bastards, know what I mean.
Scott: Excuse me.
Mad Maynard: Hello boyo.
Scott: So what the hell happened last night?
Mad Maynard: You got steamed up, pissed as a fart. Too much sauce son. Don't worry I come and got ya so you wouldn't miss the trip.

Mad Maynard: Oi! This is a private members bar, exclusively for supporters of the greatest football team in the world, Manchester United, now please. Enlighten me.
Mad Maynard: Who the fuck are you?
Scott: Um... we're the Manchester United Fan Club... from Ohio.