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: Goose, whose butt did you kiss to get in here anyway? Goose
: The list is long, but distinguished. Slider
: Yeah, well so is my Johnson.
[Charlie has just given Maverick her address while pretending to turn down his date offer
: Crashed and burned! Huh, Mav? Maverick
: Hey, Slider.
: You stink!
: Yeeha, Jester's dead! Wolfman
: Won this bullshit? Goose
: Didn't everybody? Hollywood
: Hell no, man. We got our butts kicked. Wolfman
: Thirty seconds. We went like this, he went like that. I said to Hollywood, "Where'd he go?" Hollywood says, "Where'd who go?" Hollywood
: Yeah, and he's laughing at us, right on the radio, he's laughing at us. Slider
: That was me laughing, dickhead.
: [Iceman shoots down a MiG
] Splash that sucker, yeah!
: Maverick, you and Goose get your butts outta that flight gear and up to Viper's office now. Slider
: Remember, boys, no points for second place. Goose
: You're a lot brighter than you look. Slider
: Oh, you shut up.