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: Who's your father? Chas
: His name is Royal Tenenbaum. Ari
: You told us he was already dead. Chas
: Yeah, well, now he's really dying.
[Royal motions to Pagoda
: He saved my life, you know. Thirty years ago. I was knifed at a bazaar in Calcutta, and he carried me to the hospital on his back. Ari
: Who stabbed you?
[Royal motions to Pagoda again
: He did. There was a price on my head, and he was a hired assassin. Stuck me in the gut with a shiv.
: [about Margot's severed finger
] Did you try to sew it back on? Margot
: Wasn't worth it.
[the family is gathered at the cemetery
: Among the few possessions he left to his heirs was a set of Encyclopedia Britannica in storage at the Lindbergh Palace Hotel under the names Ari and Uzi Tenenbaum. No-one spoke at the funeral, and Father Petersen's leg had not yet mended, but it was agreed among them that Royal would have found the event to be most satisfactory.
[Chas, now wearing a blac Adidas tracksuit, nods to his sons
[Ari and Uzi, also in black Adidas tracksuits, fire their air rifles into the air
[they fire again
: Were you in prison? Royal
: Kinda. Minimum security. I got jacked by the IRS. Shall we split? Ari
: Yes, sir. Royal
: No, call me Mr. Tennenbaum. Ari
: OK. Royal
: Oh, I'm kidding. Call me Pappy.