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: How long have you been a smoker? Margot
: 22 years. Ethel
: Well, I think you should quit.
: [hearing the news that Royal is dying
] I am very sorry, Margot. Margot
: It's okay. We're not actually related anyway. Eli
: How's Richie? Margot
: I don't know. I can't tell. Eli
: Yeah, me neither. He wrote me a letter. He says he's in love with you. Margot
: What are you talking about? Eli
: That's what he said. I don't know how we're supposed to take it.
: I have to tell you something... Margot
: What's that? Richie
: I love you. Margot
: I love you, too.
: Can we get somebody over here to kill these mice for us? Margot
: No. They belong to Chas. Or anyway he invented them. Royal
: Get him to stick them in a fucking cage or something.
: Do you send my mother your clippings and your grades from college? Eli
: Please stop belittling me. You never gave me the time of day til I started getting good reviews. Margot
: Your reviews aren't that good. Eli
: But the sales are.
: Please don't get in the middle of this, Mr. Sherman. This is a family matter. Margot
: Don't talk to him like that. Henry Sherman
: Call me Henry. Chas
: I prefer Mr. Sherman. Ethel
: Call him Henry. Chas
: Why? I don't know him that well. Ethel
: You've known him for 10 years. Chas
: As your accountant, Mr. Sherman, yes.
: I'm not in love with you any more. Margot
: I didn't know you ever were. Eli
: Let's not make this any more difficult than it already is. Margot
: OK. Eli
: OK, what? Margot
: OK, I'm not in love with you either. Eli
: Yes, I know, you're in love with Richie. Which is sick and gross.
: You've made a cuckold of me. Margot
: I know. Raleigh
: Many times over. Margot
: I'm sorry. Raleigh
: And you nearly killed your poor brother. Ethel
: What's he talking about? Margot
: It doesn't matter. Raleigh
: She's balling Eli Cash.
: I think we're just gonna to have to be secretly in love with each other and leave it at that, Richie.
: First thing I want to do is take you out to see your grandmother, at some point. Richie
: I haven't been out there since I was 6. Margot
: I haven't been out there at all, I was never invited. Royal
: Well, she wasn't your real grandmother, and I never knew how much interest you had, uh, sweetie. Anyway, you're invited now. Richie
: You know, Rachael's buried out there too. Royal
: Who? Chas
: My wife. Royal
: Oh, that's right, isn't it. Well, we'll have to swing by her grave too.
[Chas slams his book shut and angrily walks out
: You don't love me any more, do you? Margot
: I do, kind of. I can't explain it right now.
: Raleigh says you've been spending 6 hours a day locked in here, watching television and soaking in the tub. Margot
: [lying in the bath
] I doubt that. Ethel
: Well, I don't think that's very healthy, do you? Nor do I think it's very intelligent to keep an electrical gadget on the edge of the bathtub. Margot
: I tie it to the radiator.
: Are you ever coming home? Margot
: Maybe not. Raleigh
: You're joking. Margot
: No. Raleigh
: Well, I want to die.
: [about Margot's severed finger
] Did you try to sew it back on? Margot
: Wasn't worth it.
: You dropped some cigarettes. Margot
: Those aren't mine. Richie
: They just fell out of your pocket.
: [Points to Henry
] He's not your father. Margot
: Neither are you.
: You probably don't even know my middle name. Royal
: That's a trick question. You don't have one. Margot
: Helen. Royal
: That was my mother's name. Margot
: I know it was.
: [about Richie's suicide attempt
] Why'd you do it? Because of me? Richie
: Yeah, but it's not your fault. Margot
: You're not going to do it again, are you? Richie
: I doubt it.
[Margot starts to cry
[at the hospital, after Richie has slashed his wrists
: Dudley, where is he? Dudley Heinsbergen
: [has Richie's blood splattered all over his shirt
: [about Raleigh
] You're two-timing him with that bloodsucker Eli Cash. Now, that's just not right, dammit. You used to be a genius. Margot
: No, I didn't. Royal
: Anyway, that's what they used to say.
: And I heard about Eli. Margot
: I know. Poor Eli. Anyway, we mostly just talked about you. Richie
: You did? Margot
: Yeah. I guess that was the attraction, if you know what I mean.
Young Chas Tenenbaum
: [about Margot's play
] Well, what'd you think, Dad? Royal
: Didn't seem believable to me.
: Why are you wearing pajamas? Do you live here? Young Richie Tenenbaum
: He has permission to sleep over. Young Chas Tenenbaum
: Well, did you at least think the characters were well developed? Royal
: What characters? This is a bunch of little kids dressed up in animal costumes. Young Margot Tenenbaum
: Good night, everyone. Royal
: Well, sweetie, don't be mad at me. That's just one man's opinion.
[Margot gets up and gathers her presents just as Ethel comes in with the birthday cake and everyone starts singing Happy Birthday, which trails off as she leaves the room. Ethel glares at Royal
: He had not been invited to any of their parties since.
[Royal is telling his children that he and their mother are splitting up
] Young Margot Tenenbaum
: Is it our fault? Royal
: No, no. Obviously, we made certain sacrifices as a result of having children, but no, Lord, no. Young Richie Tenenbaum
: Then why'd she ask you to leave? Royal
: I don't really know anymore. Maybe, uh, I wasn't as true to her as I could have been. Young Chas Tenenbaum
: Well, she said... Royal
: Let's just drop it, shall we, Chassie?