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: So, what's with you and this Connie Palermo chick? Billy Tessio
: I've been seeing her for over a month now and all she'll let me do is feel her tits. Ace
: She's a Catholic, man. There'll all like that. If you wanna get laid, you gotta get yourself a Protestant. A Jew's good.
: [about Ray Brower
] Shit! When they gonna give up? The kid's gone. They ain't never gonna find him. Charlie Hogan
: Not where they're looking. Billy Tessio
: Hey, Eyeball's right, Charlie. They ain't never gonna find him. Eyeball
: ["tatooing" Eyeball's arm with a knife blade
] Would you hold still? You're making me fuck up the snake part. Vince Desjardins
: I'll tell you how they're gonna find him. Ten years from now, some hunter's gonna go in the woods to take a leak, wind up pissing on his bones. Charlie Hogan
: I bet you a thousand bucks they'll find him before then. Eyeball
: Bet you two thousand dollars they don't. Charlie Hogan
: Well, asshole... Billy Tessio
: Hey, what's the big deal? Who cares? Ace
: Will you two just shut the fuck up? If either of you assholes had two-thousand dollars, I'd kill you both.
[after losing a drag race to Ace
: [to Vince
] You let him beat you, you cock-knocker! Ha ha ha!
: Hey girls, where ya goin'? Gordie
: [Ace passes Gordie on the sidewalk and snatches his baseball cap off his head
] Hey, my brother gave me that! Ace
: [holds the hat up high so Gordie can't reach it
] Now, you're giving it to me. Gordie
: Hey! C'mon, man! That's mine! Chris
: [glaring at Ace
] You're a real asshole, you know that? Ace
: [flicks his cigarette to that ground
] Ooo. You're brother's not very polite, Eyeball. Eyeball
: Now, Christopher. I know you didn't mean to insult my friend. Ace
: I know he didn't mean to insult me. That's why I'm going to give him the chance of taking it back. Ace
: [thrusts Chris on his stomach against the sidewalk and begins holding the lit cigarette close to his eye
] Take it back, kid. Chris
: You bastard! Let go, man! Shit! Gordie
: Stop it, man! You're hurting him! Chris
: Filthy bastard...! Okay, I take it back! I take it back! Ace
: Now, I feel a whole let better about this. How 'bout you?
[grins at Chris and pats him on the cheek
: Good. Eyeball
: See ya later, girls.
] Around this time, Charlie and Billy were playing "Mailbox Baseball" with Ace and Eyeball.
[cuts to Ace hitting mailboxes with a bat in a moving car
: [Ace hits a wooden mailbox
] Ahh shit! I'm out! Goddammit! Eyeball
: You shouldn't have gone for a wooden one. Huh-huh! Ace
: [Stares at Eyeball intensely
] Why don't you tell me something I don't know, asshole?
[Hands bat to Billy
: Billy, you're up. Billy Tessio
: Nah, you guys win. I don't wanna play no more. Eyeball
: Hey, you can't quit! We've only played three innings! That would be a non-official game! Charlie Hogan
: Hey, Ace. Uh, we...
[Billy nudges him in the arm
: What's with you homos? You guys've been acting psycho all day.
: What is it? Billy Tessio
: It's nothin'! It's nothin'! It's nothin', right?
[Looks over at Charlie who concurs
: Then, if you gentlemen don't mind, I'd like to finish this game before I start collecting my goddamn Social Security, okay? You're up Billy. Move it! Billy Tessio
: All right! Gimmie this fuckin' thing.
[grabs bat and assumes batter's position
: Let's play ball! Eyeball