The content of this page was created by users. It has not been screened or verified by IMDb staff.
: It's called Coincidence. Zip
: Hmm, funny name for a sword.
: Now, I don't get it. Weren't Excalibur and the sword in the stone the same thing? Alister Fletcher
: They were two bloody different swords! Lara Croft
: Now really, Zip, that was too easy.
: [after Lara has just sent a forklift hurdling over a ledge
] Are you all right? Lara Croft
: I decided to take the slow way down instead. Zip
: Should've told that to the forklift.
: Enter, once and future king! Merlin deems you worthy! Alister Fletcher
: Hmph, the real Merlin would roll around in the mud and bark at you. And I'm being generous by calling it mud. Lara Croft
: There's no difference between stupid and charming with you, is there?
: [Lara has just used a motorbike to jump from one high-rise to another, destroying the bike in the process
] Don't ever do that again! Lara Croft
: Not on that bike, I won't!
: [after Lara pulls down a large screen
] Eh, she never did care much for TV. Alister Fletcher
: Maybe now they'll read a book.
: [after having traveled to Bolivia, Peru, Japan, Ghana and Kazakhstan
] Did Alister have any luck with that map I sent? Alister Fletcher
: I'm back. You're not going to believe where this leads! Lara Croft
: Oh, you're going to find me extremely credulous today. Alister Fletcher
: Cornwall. Lara Croft
] As in "take the M5 to the A30" Cornwall?
: Is that a jaguar?
[the jaguar approaches Lara and pounces on her and she shoots and kills it
] Alister Fletcher
: Why big predetors attack prey larger than themselves is a mystery. Lara Croft
: And a pity.
: [Having recently discovered that the door to the Croft family crypt was hidden in the wall of their office
] This gives me the creeps! Zip
: I wish I still didn't know! Lara Croft
: I warned you that playing your music too loud could wake the dead.
: [after being shot by the Doppleganger
] I feel... bloody awful. Lara Croft
: Shh... Just lie still. Alister Fletcher
: I'll see... see you... Lara Croft
: Alister, hold on! Alister Fletcher
: ...see you... in Avalon.