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: What are you doing? Frank Drebin
: Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move. Tanya Peters
: Your bishop's exposed. Frank Drebin
: It's these pants.
: You're all man. I like that in my men. Frank Drebin
: You're coming on to me big time, sister. You're preying on me like a kitten with a fresh mouse. And we got a problem. Tanya Peters
: You're Jewish? Frank Drebin
: No. You're Rocko's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch." Tanya Peters
: I could have two lovers. Frank Drebin
: Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
[Frank offers Tanya a cigarette
] Frank Drebin
: Cigarette? Tanya Peters
: Yes, I know.
[Jane catches Frank kissing Tanya
] Jane Spencer
: How could you! Tanya Peters
: Well, you just shove your tongue as far down his throat as you can.