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Quotes for
Joyce (Character)
from Edward Scissorhands (1990)

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Edward Scissorhands (1990)
[Joyce offers Edward lemonade]
Joyce: Lemonade?
[Edward pukes]

Joyce: [after Edward cuts her hair] That was the single most thrilling experience of my entire life.

Peg Boggs: Good morning Joyce. Avon calling.
Joyce: Well Peg, have you gone blind? Can't you see there's a vehicle in my driveway?

Tinka: [on the phone] Joyce, I just saw this strange guy drive in with Peg. I didn't get a good look at him. He looked kinda pale.Okay. I'll be right there. Don't do anything without me. Okay, bye.
Joyce: [on the phone] Yes, I'll be right there.

Neighbors: Hi.
Joyce: You all are hiding in there like a bunch of old hermit crabs.

Joyce: [to Edward] Don't be ridiculous! You're not handicapped, you're... What do they call the... exceptional? My name's Joyce, and I noticed that you have not tasted any of the ambrosia salad that I made especially for you. Allow me.

Joyce: [to Edward] Oh! Eddie, is there anything you can't do? You take my very breath away, I swear. Look at this! Have you ever cut a woman's hair? Would you cut mine?

Joyce: All along I felt in my gut there was something wrong with him.