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: Look, chief, I better blow 'cause if Columbo sees me, it's gonna be "Goodbye Charlie!" Mulligan
: Goodbye, Charlie.
: All right, Charlie; that the joint? Toothpick Charlie
: Yes, sir. Mulligan
: Who runs it? Toothpick Charlie
: I already told you. Mulligan
: Refresh my memory. Toothpick Charlie
: Spats Columbo. Mulligan
: That's very refreshing; what's the password? Toothpick Charlie
: "I've come to Grandma's funeral." Here's your admission card.
[he gives Mulligan a mourning armband
: Thanks, Charlie. Toothpick Charlie
: Now if you want a ringside table, just tell 'em that you're one of the pallbearers. Mulligan
: OK, Charlie.