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Quotes for
Lisa (Character)
from White Chicks (2004)

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White Chicks (2004)
Lisa: I'm Carnie Wilson before my gastric bypass surgery.
Kevin Copeland: This one goes with your skin tone.
Lisa: Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean.
[shouts]
Lisa: Whoo.

Lisa: Hi I'm Cellulite Sally; look at my huge ba-donkey. Don't forget about me, I'm Backfat Betty. Now who could have said that? Oh yeah, it's Tina the Talking Tummy.
[cries]
Lisa: I can't even wear a short skirt and a top without looking like a fat pig.

Kevin Copeland: [as Brittney Wilson]
[Brittney comes the dressing room with an outfit]
Kevin Copeland: How about this?
Lisa: [Sobbing] You bitch thats so terrible!
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittney Wilson] Ok im going to go get help ok, you need professional help.
Lisa: [Sobbing] ok! ok!
Kevin Copeland: [as Brittney Wilson] Dr Phil!