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: [apologizing because the motor boat will only move backwards
] I'm afraid it may take a little longer. Sugar
: It's not how long it takes, it's who's taking you.
: Real diamonds! They must be worth their weight in gold!
: Story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.
: Water polo? Isn't that terribly dangerous? Junior
: I'll say. I had two ponies drowned under me.
: Look, if all you're interested in is whether I am married or not... Sugar
: Oh, I'm not interested at all. Junior
: Well, I'm not. Sugar
: That's very interesting!
: I come from this musical family. My mother is a piano teacher and my father was a conductor. Joe
: Where did he conduct? Sugar
: On the Baltimore and Ohio.
: [on marrying well
] I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.
] I wanna be loved by you, just you, nobody else but you. I wanna be loved by you alo-o-one. Boop boop e doo.
: Been waiting long? Junior
] It's not how long you wait, it's who you're waiting for!
: [on the yacht Junior's pretending he owns
] Which is the port and which is the starboard? Junior
: Well that depends. That depends on whether you're coming or going. I mean, *normally*, normally, the aft is on the other side of the stern. But - And that's the bridge, so you can get from one side of the boat to the other.
: [admiring a large fish trophy
] What is it? Junior
: It's a member of the herring family. Sugar
: A herring? Isn't it amazing how they get those big fish into those little glass jars? Junior
: They shrink when they're marinated.
: Oh Josephine! The most wonderful thing happened! Joe
: What? Sugar
: Guess. Joe
: They repealed prohibition? Jerry
: Oh come now, you can do better than that. Sugar
: I met one of them. Joe
: One of whom? Sugar
: Shell Oil Junior. He's got millions, he's got glasses, he's got a yacht! Joe
: You don't say. Jerry
: He's not only got a yacht, he's got a bicycle!
: [after running back to the room to tell Josephine about the millionaire, Joe's other alter ego, and finding she's not there
] Well I'll be back later. Jerry
: Oh no you wait. I have a feeling she'll show up any minute. Sugar
: Believe it or not, Josephine predicted the whole thing. Jerry
: Yeah, this is one for Ripley. Sugar
: Do you suppose she went shopping? Jerry
: Shopping! That's it! Something tells me she's gonna come through that door in a brand new outfit!
: Don't fight it.
: It's me, Sugar!
: [pouring bourbon into paper cup
] Turn the lights on. Daphne
: No lights, we don't want anyone to know we're having a party. Sugar
: But I might spill some. Daphne
: So spill it! Spills, thrills, laughs, and games. This may even turn out to be a surprise party. Sugar
: What's the surprise? Daphne
: Not yet. Sugar
: When? Daphne
: Better have a drink first. Sugar
: There. That'll put hair on your chest. Daphne
: No fair guessing.
: Oh, Daphne, how can I ever repay you? Jerry
: Oh, I can think of a million things.
[Sugar gets into bed with him
: And that's one of them!
: If my mother could only see me now. Joe
: I hope *my* mother never finds out.
[Jerry sees Joe impersonating a wealthy yachtsman to flirt with Sugar
: [to Joe
] This is my friend Daphne, she's a Vassar girl. Daphne
: I'm a what? Sugar
: Or was it Bryn Mawr? Junior
: [firmly to Jerry
] I heard a very sad story about a girl that went to Bryn Mawr. She squealed on her roommate... and they found her strangled with her own brazier! Daphne
: Yes, we've got to be very careful who we choose for a roommate.
: Syncopators. Does that mean you play that very fast music... jazz? Sugar
: Yeah. Real Hot. Junior
: I guess some like it hot. I personally prefer classical music.
] I think you're on the right track. Sugar
: I must be. Your glasses are beginning to steam up.
: I never knew it could be like this! Sugar
: Thank you. Joe
: They told me I was kaput, finished, all washed up. And here you are making a chump out of all those experts. Sugar
: Mineral baths, now really! Joe
: Where did you learn to kiss like that? Sugar
: I used to sell kisses for the milk fund.