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: I will be forced to shoot you. Claudine
: Who's forcing you?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: [at Lytton Manor in Nice, while working undercover as a telephone repairman, Clouseau has already annihilated the Lyttons' doorbell!
] ... I am from the Nice Telephone Company; there is some trouble with your phone. Mac
: ...I don't think there's any trouble with the telephones here. Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: I know when there is a trouble, and when there is not a trouble, and you may rest assured that there is a trouble. Mac
: Since when? Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Since it was reported. Mac
: By whom? And what sort of trouble is it? Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: If I knew that, I could simply call you up and tell you what the trouble with your telephone is! Claudine
: Well... Whatever the trouble is, I hope you locate it. Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: Madame, it is my business to locate trouble...
[He misses the door to the study, crashing headlong into the wall; being Clouseau, he isn't even fazed
] Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: ...Er, no trouble back there!
Sir Charles Lytton
: [meaning the diamond
] All right, Darling, where is it? Claudine
: [pretending to misunderstand
] After all these years, you still need to ask?