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: Please, boss! I thought you were dead! Clouseau
: So as a tribute to my memory, you open this... this Chinese nookie factory?
[Philippe Douvier just set up a trap for Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and invited him to it with a phone call
] Simone Le Gree
: That's so obvious, he's bound to think it's a trap... Philippe Douvier
: Yes, or it's so obvious that he's bound to think it can't be a trap. Cato
: It's so obvious, it's bound to be a trap. Clouseau
: That is why you'll never be a great detective, Cato. It's so obvious that it could not possibly be a trap.
: Now, this time *I'm* going to stand on *your* shoulders! Cato
: What good will that do? Clouseau
: Because I'm taller than you are, you fool!
: But these aren't normal times. Cato. Someone just tried to kill me. Cato
: That's normal. Clouseau
: Ah, but this time, he thinks he had succeed.