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: Boil-dripping beef, fart-sniffing bubble butt! Kids
: Bangarang, Rufio! Peter Banning
: Someone has a severe ca-ca mouth, you know that? Rufio
: You are fart factory, slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side! Kids
: [in unison
] Ugh! Peter Banning
: Substitute chemistry teacher. Lost Boy
: Come on, Rufio, hit him back. Rufio
: Mung tongue. Peter Banning
: Math tutor. Rufio
: Pinhead. Peter Banning
: Prison barber. Rufio
: Mother lover. Peter Banning
: Nearsighted gynecologist. Rufio
: In your face, camel cake! Peter Banning
: In your rear, cow derrière. Rufio
: Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig. Peter Banning
: You lewd, crude, rude, bag of pre-chewed food dude. Thud Butt
: [with the rest of the Lost Boys
] Bangarang, Peter! Rufio
: You... you man! Stupid, stupid man! Peter Banning
: Rufio, if I'm a maggot burger why don't you just eat me! You two-toned zebra-headed, slime-coated, pimple-farmin' paramecium brain, munchin' on your own mucus, suffering from Peter Pan envy! Don't Ask
: What's a paramecium brain? Peter Banning
: I'll tell you what a paramecium is! That's a paramecium! It's a one-celled critter with no brain, that can't fly! Don't mess with me man, I'm a lawyer! Kids
] Banning, Banning, Banning is bangerang. Rufio
: Rufio! Rufio! Peter Banning
: Oh, Rufio, why don't you just go suck on a dead dog's nose.
: [falls to his knees holding his sword up in his hands
] You are the Pan.
[Peter takes the sword from him, draws a line in the sand between him and Rufio and all the lost boys run over to stand behind him. Rufio stands up walks towards him
: [very pleased
] You can fly! You can fight! And you can...
[Peter crows and bows to Rufio. Rufio does the same and the lost boys cheer
: [to Rufio, who pulls a sword at him
] Okay, mister. All right, show's over. Now, you put that thing away! Now, put it down before you poke somebody's eye out.
[the Lost Boys all laugh
] Peter Banning
: You're not old enough to shave! What are you doing with a sword? And flying around... this is an insurance nightmare! What is this, some sort of "Lord of the Flies" preschool? Where are your parents? Who's in charge, here?
[the Lost Boys all point to Rufio, who bows
] Peter Banning
: No! No, Mr. Skunkhead with too much mousse. You are just a punk kid. I want to speak to a grown-up! Rufio
: All grown-ups are pirates! Peter Banning
: Excuse me? Rufio
] We kill pirates. Peter Banning
: I'm not a pirate. It so happens I am a lawyer. Rufio
: Kill the lawyer! Lost Boys
: [drawing their weapons
] Kill the lawyer! Peter Banning
: [backs away nervously
] I'm not that kind of lawyer...
: [after getting stabbed by Captain Hook
] Do you know what I wish? Peter Pan
: What? Rufio
: I wish I had a dad... like you. Jack
] Oh, Dad, I'm sorry.
: [while fighting Hook
] Lookie Lookie, I've got Hookie.