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: Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.
: People just don't understand me. Laura
: Maybe if you talk slower... Zed
: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?
: [singing along
] It's getting to the point now when I'm with you, I no longer want to have something stuck in my eye... Your mother, my mother ain't never looked like Florence Henderson...
: Oh, Zed. Do you think when this is all over we will still see each other? Zed
: SHUT UP! Oh, no, not you. I m-m-m-meant the ducks!
: [Referring to his watch
] Mickey! He's Dead! He killed him! Laura
: I'm sure the academy will pay for it. Zed
: No, you don't understand. It's like a sentimental thing. It was the last thing I stole before joining the academy.
Sgt. Laverne Hooks
: Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back. Cadet Zed
: Hey, that's no problem.
[Zed hotwires the police cruiser while Sgt Hooks looks on in horror
: Get out of my way!
: [passing Sweetchuck's moped on his motorcycle
] Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries?
: Don't make me flare my nostrils!