Zed McGlunk
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Zed McGlunk (Character)
from Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)

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Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol (1987)
Zed: Gene, Gene made a machine, and Joe, Joe made it go. Art, Art blew a fart and blew the whole damn thing apart.

Zed: People just don't understand me.
Laura: Maybe if you talk slower...
Zed: No, I mean who I am. Man, now I gotta worry about my diction too?

Zed: [singing along] It's getting to the point now when I'm with you, I no longer want to have something stuck in my eye... Your mother, my mother ain't never looked like Florence Henderson...

Laura: Oh, Zed. Do you think when this is all over we will still see each other?
Zed: SHUT UP! Oh, no, not you. I m-m-m-meant the ducks!

Zed: [Referring to his watch] Mickey! He's Dead! He killed him!
Laura: I'm sure the academy will pay for it.
Zed: No, you don't understand. It's like a sentimental thing. It was the last thing I stole before joining the academy.


Police Academy 3: Back in Training (1986)
Sgt. Laverne Hooks: Oops, I've got the wrong keys. I'll be right back.
Cadet Zed: Hey, that's no problem.
[Zed hotwires the police cruiser while Sgt Hooks looks on in horror]

Cadet Zed: Get out of my way!

Cadet Zed: [passing Sweetchuck's moped on his motorcycle] Nice bike! Where do you put the batteries?


Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment (1985)
Zed: Don't make me flare my nostrils!