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Glory (Character)
from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997)

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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Tough Love (#5.19)" (2001)
Glory: Did anybody order an apocalypse?

Willow Rosenberg: Kali, Hera, Kronos, Thonic. Air like nectar, thick as onyx. Cassiel by your second star...
Glory: Uhh. It's the lover. That's so cute.
Willow Rosenberg: Hold mine victim as in tar.
[Glory is held in place and looks at Willow in surprise]
Willow Rosenberg: I owe you pain!

Glory: [to Willow] Know what they used to do to witches, lover? Crucify 'em.
Buffy: [from behind] They used to bow down to gods.
[Glory smiles]
Buffy: Things change.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Intervention (#5.18)" (2001)
Glory: The vampire is lying to me.
Spike: Yeah. But it was fun. And guess what, bitch? I'm not telling you jack. You're never gonna get your sodding key, 'cause you might be strong, but in our world, you're an idiot.
Glory: I am a god.
Spike: The god of what, bad home perms?
Glory: Shut up! I command you shut up!
Spike: Yeah, okay. Sorry, but I just had no idea that gods were such prancing lightweights. Mark my words, the Slayer is going to kick your skanky, lopsided ass back to whatever place would take a cheap, whorish, fashion victim, ex-god like you.

Spike: [Glory is torturing Spike to find who the Key is] The key. Here's the thing. It's that guy, on TV. What's his name.
Glory: [confused] On the television?
Spike: On that show, the price show where they guess what stuff costs.
Murk: The Price is Right?
Jinx: Bob Barker!
Murk: [to Glory] We will bring you Bob Barker! We will bring you the limp and beaten body of Bob Barker!
Glory: It is not Bob Barker you scabby morons! The key is new to this world and Bob Barker is as old as grit!

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Weight of the World (#5.21)" (2001)
Glory: Funny. 'Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six-billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. *I'm* crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. 'Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.

Glory: Okay. First thought, just totally spontaneous, unfiltered, off the top of my head: Ow!

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Shadow (#5.8)" (2000)
Glory: Tick-tock, Dreg. Tick-frickin'-tock.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Blood Ties (#5.13)" (2001)
Glory: I smell a fox in my hen house. Is that why you've been playing sugar and spice with Uncle Ben? Trying to get a peek at Glory's unmentionables?
Dawn: No, I...
Glory: Shh! I kinda wanna hear me talking right now! Me talking! You know what I'm startin' to think? I'm thinking... that maybe you... don't have any idea where my key is!

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Family (#5.6)" (2000)
Glory: I am great, and I am beautiful. And when I walk into a room, all eyes turn to me because my name is a holy name.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Gift (#5.22)" (2001)
Glory: Wow, the Slayer's a robot. Did everybody else know the Slayer was a robot?
Buffy: [from behind] Glory.
[attacks her with Olaf's hammer]
Buffy: You're not the brightest god in the heavens, are you?

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Lessons (#7.1)" (2002)
[last lines]
Warren Meers: [as The First] Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl with sugar and spice and everything useless, unless you're baking. I'm more than that, more than flesh...
Glory: [as The First] More than blood. I'm, you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips, assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's alright, though.
Adam: [as The First] I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right where you belong.
Mayor Richard Wilkins: [as The First] So what'd ya think? You'd get your soul back and everything'd be Jim-Dandy? Soul's slippery than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I respect that.
Drusilla: [as The First] But you never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me, singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them, right from the beginning. And that's where we're going.
The Master: [as The First] Right back to the beginning. Not the Bang, not the Word, the true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you, trying to do what's right, just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right, not about wrong.
Buffy Summers: [as The First] It's about power.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: No Place Like Home (#5.5)" (2000)
Glory: Hey! Hey, hands off my holy man!