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Caleb (Character)
from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (1997)

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"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Dirty Girls (#7.18)" (2003)
Caleb: What can I say? I work in mysterious ways.
[kills a Potential]
Caleb: Also, some fairly straightforward ones.

Caleb: You're the one who sees everything, aren't you? Well, let's see what we can't do about that.
[Caleb gouges Xander's eye out]

Caleb: Well, you're the other one, aren't you. You're Cain to her Abel. No offense meant to Cain, of course.
Faith: Never was much for the good book.
Caleb: Oh, it has its moments. Paul had some good stuff, for instance. But overall I find it a tad complicated. I like to keep things simple: good folk, bad folk, clean folk, dirty folk...
[kills a Potential]
Molly: No!
Caleb: Yes.

[last lines]
Caleb: Now, it's a simple story - stop me if you've heard it. I have found and truly believe that there is nothing so bad it cannot be made better with a story, and this one's got a happy ending. There once was a woman, and she was foul, like all women, for Adam's rib was dirty - just like Adam himself - for what was he, but human. But this woman - she was filled with darkness, despair, and why? Because she did not know, she could not see. She didn't know the Good News, the glory that was coming. That'd be you. For the Kingdom, the power, and the glory are yours, now and forever. You show up, they'll get in line, 'cause they followed her. And all they have to do is take one more step, and I'll kill them all. See? I told you it had a happy ending.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Touched (#7.20)" (2003)
Caleb: You whore!
Buffy Summers: You know, you really should watch your language. Someone didn't know you, they might think you were a woman-hating jerk.

Buffy Summers: [as the First] You realize what will happen if the slayer and her girls get it, don't you?
Caleb: They won't.
Buffy Summers: [as the First] That's right. They won't, because you're going to kill all of them and everyone they know.
Caleb: Hallelujah.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Chosen (#7.22)" (2003)
Caleb: [as the First] I will overrun this earth. And when my army outnumbers the humans on this earth... the scales will tip, and I will be made flesh.
Buffy Summers: Talk on. I'm not afraid of you.
Caleb: Then why aren't you asleep in your dead lover's arms? 'Cause he can't help you. Nor Faith. Nor your friends. Certainly not your wanna-slay brigade. None of those girlies will ever know real power unless you're dead. Now, you know the drill.
[the First transforms from Caleb into Buffy]
Buffy Summers: [as the First] Into every generation, a Slayer is born. One girl in all the world. She alone will have the strength and skill to... There's that word again. What you are. How you'll die... alone. Where's your snappy comeback?
Buffy Summers: You're right.
Buffy Summers: [as the First] Hmm. Not your best.

Caleb: [as The First] But then, you do have an army of your own. Some thirty-odd pimply-faced girls, don't know the pointy end of a stake. Maybe I should call this off.

"Buffy the Vampire Slayer: End of Days (#7.21)" (2003)
Caleb: I'm sorry, I didn't catch that last part on account of her neck snappin' and all. Did she say the end is near... or here?