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: It's four in the fucking morning! Shaun
: It's Saturday! Pete
: No, it's not. It's fucking Sunday. And I've got to go to fucking work in four fucking hours 'cos every other fucker in my fucking department is fucking ill! Now can you see why I'm SO FUCKING ANGRY? Ed
: Fuck, yeah!
: [about Ed
] I've known him since primary school, you know? I like having him around, he's a laugh. Pete
: What, because he can impersonate an orangutan? Fuck-a-doodle-doo! Shaun
: Oh, leave him alone. Pete
: All right, I admit, he can pretty funny on occasion. Like that time we stayed up all night drinking apple Schnappes and playing Tekken 2. Shaun
: Oh yeah.
: When was that? Pete
] That was five years ago. When's he going home?
: [about Ed
] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff. Pete
: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.
[on leaving the front door open
: Now, I'm not saying it was you. Shaun
: I know, man... Pete
: I'm saying it was Ed. Shaun
: What happened to your hand, man? Pete
: I got mugged on the way home. Ed
: By who? Pete
: I dunno by some crackheads or something, one of them bit me. Ed
: Why'd they bite you? Pete
: I don't know, I didn't stop to ask them! Now, I have a splitting headache, and your stupid hip hop isn't helping. And the front door is open... AGAIN! Ed
: It's not hip hop, it's Electro. Prick... Next time I see him, he's dead.