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: Get the fuck outta here, McKinley! Ian McKinley
: Hey, I'm just celebrating our town's tricentennial. Wendy Christensen
: You followed me! Ian McKinley
: Oh! You are paranoid. But, hey I saw what happened. You're next right? You're the end of it, aren't you? Man, I'd be paranoid too. Wendy Christensen
: You didn't even believe me! Ian McKinley
: Yeah, well, seeing is believeing. Wendy Christensen
: Then you have to stay away from me! Ian McKinley
: Have to? Wow, that's extreme. Oh, no way. Do I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's? You have a vision? Was I in it? Was I in a picture? Just tell me how to start it off! Let's get this over with! Wendy Christensen
: You'll save me if you just stay away! Then it'll all be over! Ian McKinley
: What do I care? It skipped me. For me, it is over. I'm not dying. I'm not dying!
[Fireworks shoot at Ian but they miss him and hit the base of the cherry picker
] Ian McKinley
: You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you, Wendy! You're dead!
[cherry picker falls on Ian and cuts him in half vertically
: You didn't even believe me... Ian McKinley
: Yeah, well, seeing is believing.
: Equal... in death's eyes? All of us? How can you say that? Dude, think it through: Charlie Manson, made it to 70, Osama, still kicking. Pimps, vice presidents, walking around, all the atrocities they've committed, they're alive and well. These two girls, never done shit to anybody, they don't get to make it to 18. Where's the fucking equality in that?
: We need to know who was sitting behind you on the rollercoaster. Erin
: Ok, who was sitting behind us on the rollercoaster? Oh! Oh wait, Uh, wasn't it that one guy guy who got voted most likely to become manager of Red Lobster? Ian McKinley
: Oh, no, know what? God, I remember. It was this guy, uh, black cloak, I couldn't see his face, but uh, the ride attendant, did take his sickle, if that's helpful, in any way.
: Ok. Ok, what if, for example, the last in line were to make the utilitarian choice. Kill themselves. Well, wow, that's pretty much gonna ruin any plan deaths put in motion. And even better, I think that's gonna save, five skipped lives. Any takers?
[Erin, Kevin, and Wendy look at each other, and then look to the ground in silence
] Ian McKinley
: I didn't think so.
: Haha! You see? I'm not gonna die! It's you Wendy! You're dead!
: Hey, after I restock this stuff that these pinhead customers can't manage to return to the shelves themselves, we'll roll out of here, okay? Ian McKinley
: Rightio, babe. Wendy Christensen
: It's Wendy and Kevin. Erin
: Shit! You scared the shit out of me! Kevin Fischer
: Once you let us in, we'll tell you. Erin
: [on the walkie-talkie
] Zip, it's Pip. Come over here. You are gonna trip when you hear this. Ian McKinley
: [answers back on his walkie-talkie
] Well paint me intrigued, Pip. I'm on my way.
: I cause your death? Just like you caused Erin's?
: Oh my god guys, what's going on?
: Ok. Let's go with what you guys are saying: let's just say, you know, that Death does have a conscious plan, and that it's been set into motion. Great. So, Newton's Third Law of Motion and well, look, I'm just guessing that it goes for Death, too, when he's working in our world. Newton says that every action has an equal and opposite reaction. So, that means that if Death has taken action, so can we. And that that action may thwart Death's intent. Kevin Fischer
: You're being a fucker, but go on.