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: I grew up in hell! My grandmother has more attitude than you!
: If there's a mental health organization that raises money for people like you, be sure to let me know. Melvin Udall
: Last word freak.
: You can take my car, a convertible. Do you drive? Melvin Udall
: Like the wind, BUT I'M NOT DOIN' IT! Carol Connelly
: Gettin' loud.
: Can you drive him? Melvin Udall
: Think white, and get serious!
: Police! Donut-munching morons, HELP ME! HELP ME! Frank Sachs
: Shh! Melvin Udall
: Assault and Battery - and you're black!
: [finished with yelling at Melvin
] I HATE doing this! I'm an Art Dealer!