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: Yes, folks... Moderna Designs present the latest in kitchen luxury. The Moderna Wonder Major All Automatic Convenience Center-ette gives you all the time in the world to do the things you really want to do... An infrared freezer-oven complex that can make you a meal from packet to plate in 15 1/2 seconds. Kevin's Mother
: Morrisons have got one that can do that in eight seconds. Kevin's Father
: Oh? Kevin's Mother
: Block of ice to Beef Bourguignon in eight seconds. Lucky things. Kevin
: Dad, did you know that the ancient Greek warriors had to learn 44 different ways of unarmed combat? Kevin's Father
: [Ignoring Kevin
] Well, at least we've got a two speed hedge cutter.
: You must wait for your food to go down. Kevin
: I haven't eaten any food. Kevin's Mother
: Well you must eat your food. Kevin's Father
: And then wait for it to go down.
: [a knight on horseback had burst out of Kevin's closet, messed about the room and rode away; The door bursts open
] What the hell is going on up here? I told you to put that light out and get to bed. Kevin
: But... Kevin's Father
: And no more NOISE!