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The Human Torch (Character)
from "Fantastic Four" (1994)

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"The Super Hero Squad Show: If This Be My Thanos! (#1.12)" (2009)
Human Torch: Whoohoo! You're pretty fast, Falcon, but the Human Torch is too hot to handle!
Falcon: So tell me, Torch, are all of your catchphrases just different ways of saying how hot you are?
Human Torch: Yeah, you'd think I'd get tired of it, but no. Whoohoo, yeah!

Human Torch: Hey, check it out, sis, I'm totally gonna knock off your high score!
Invisible Woman: My high score? What is he talking about?
Mr. Fantastic: I've programmed a bogus high score under your name. Johnny keeps trying to surpass it.
Invisible Woman: You're a genius.
Mr. Fantastic: I know.

"Fantastic Four" (1994)
[opening theme]
Singer: On an outer-space adventure / They got hit by cosmic rays / And the four would change forever / In some most fantastic ways
Chorus: No need to fear / They're here / Just call for Four / Fantastic Four
The Human Torch: [spoken] Don't need no more.
Singer: [spoken] That's ungrammatical!
Chorus: Oh, Reed Richards is elastic / Sue can fade from sight / Johnny is The Human Torch / The Thing just loves to fight / Call for Four / Fantastic Four / Fantastic Four

[ending theme]
Singer: There's Galactus looking hungry / And old Dr. Doom is near / Here come the Skrulls invading / Do you run and hide in fear?
Chorus: No way, no way / No way / Just call for Four / Fantastic Four
The Human Torch: [spoken] That's all. No more. Now *that's* grammatical!
Chorus: Oh, Reed Richards is elastic / Sue can fade from sight / Johnny is The Human Torch / The Thing just loves to fight / Call for Four / Fantastic Four / Fantastic Four

"Fantastic Four: Doomsday (#2.13)" (1994)
Dr. Doom: Die? But who said anything about dying? Doom is no common murderer! Besides, I would never dream of letting my dearest enemies off that easily.
Human Torch: Then why did you...
Dr. Doom: Attack? Call it a lesson in humility, my fiery friend. No - for the Fantastic Four, I have devised a much more fitting revenge. You, the legendary bravest of the brave, shall live out the rest of your days in abject fear, watching helplessly as I bend the world to my will, knowing you are utterly powerless to stop me, that you are no longer important enough for me to destroy. Till we meet again... on Doomsday!
[laughs and leaves]

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Enter Dormammu! (#1.5)" (2009)
Dormammu: [being pulled back into the Dark Dimension] You cannot defeat the dread Dormammu! I shall return.
Falcon: [holds a marshmallow on a stick up to Dormammu's head] Well, if you do, we'll be sure to bring more marshmallows. Because seriously, your head is on fire. Fire!
Human Torch: Like that's weird.

Marvel Heroes (2013) (VG)
Human Torch: [to Ghost Rider] Geez, you look like a heavy metal version of me.

Lego Marvel Super Heroes (2013) (VG)
The Thing: I hope you ain't expectin' us to WALK to Latveria, Reed.
Human Torch: Heh, you could use the exercise... Shed a few of those extra boulders...
The Thing: I'll shed YOU in a minute!

"Fantastic Four: Worlds Within Worlds (#2.5)" (1995)
Invisible Woman: Ben, Johnny, Reed. I'm so sorry about what happened.
Mr. Fantastic: I know darling, it's just good to have you back. Although you do look fetching in black. Johnny! Take the controls!
[Kisses Susan]
Human Torch: I'm all over it, cool.
[Susan turns herself and Reed invisible as they kiss]

"Robot Chicken: Junk in the Trunk (#1.1)" (2005)
Human Torch: It, uh... burns when I pee.
Optimus Prime: [entering] WHAT DID I JUST TELL YOU?

Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects (2005) (VG)
Human Torch: Flame on!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Double Negation at the World's End! (#2.7)" (2010)
H.E.R.B.I.E.: Then the lawyers got involved.
H.E.R.B.I.E.: Next thing, I'm in the Fantastic Four.
Human Torch: I heard it was because they thought kids would try to imitate the Human Torch.
H.E.R.B.I.E.: Brrrr. Urban legend. Kids are too smart. They're not going to do something just 'cause they see the Human Torch doing it on television.
Human Torch: [cut to the Human Torch on his cellphone] I would look good with an earring on my butt. Oh, here, let me give you my credit card number.

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)
Human Torch: [after defeating an enemy] Ding! The turkey is done.