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Doctor Doom (Character)
from Fantastic Four (2005/I)

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Fantastic Four (2005/I)
Victor Von Doom: Do you really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.
Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
Susan Storm: No, let's!

Ned Cecil: [to Victor] About the I.P.O.- no hard feelings, right? Nothing personal. You know, you could always move back to Latveria and start fresh. Maybe that's where you belong - the old country.
[Victor shoots electricity through Ned's body which burns a hole in his chest]
Victor Von Doom: Nothing personal, Ned... but I'm not going anywhere.

Victor Von Doom: [proposing to Sue Storm] Four words, Sue. Four words that will change our lives forever...
Reed Richards: [interrupting] The cloud is accelerating!

Victor Von Doom: Call me Doom.

Von Doom's Doctor: Your entire biophysical structure is changing.
Victor Von Doom: That's terrible news.
[he kills the Doctor]
Victor Von Doom: I think I'll get a second opinion.

Reed Richards: Exposure to a high energy cosmic storm could advance our knowledge of planetary life.
Victor Von Doom: Same old Reed, always stretching, reaching for the stars.

Ben Grimm: [after Victor was talking about him] Reed does the talking. I do the walking.
Victor Von Doom: So take a walk, Ben.

Victor Von Doom: It's time to end this.
Ben Grimm: No, Vic. It's clobbering time!
[he sends Dr. Doom flying. A metal painting falls on the latter]
Ben Grimm: Damn, I've been waiting to do that!

Leonard: Sir, I have always wondered. Why Sue? You could have any other woman in the world.
Victor Von Doom: That's why. Because I could have any other woman.

Victor Von Doom: Isn't it funny the way things turn out?
Reed Richards: Hilarious.

[Johnny has engulfed Dr. Doom in a huge fire cone that has just burned away Doom's clothes and outer skin]
Victor Von Doom: Is that the best you can do?
Reed Richards: Time for your lesson - Chem 101. What happens when you rapidly cool hot metal?
[the Thing smashes a water hydrant and soaks Dr. Doom, solidifying his metal form and immbolizing him]

Victor Von Doom: Susan, you're fired!

Victor Von Doom: [looking in the mirror while talking to his assistant] Get me on the a.m. shows, Larry King, cover of the Journal. Gonna have to do something about this scar. Make sure they only shoot me from my left side.

Victor Von Doom: [after he turns Ben to normal] Take a good look Ben. This is what a man looks like who embraces his destiny.
[punches Ben and sends him crashing]
Victor Von Doom: One down - three to go.
Reed Richards: [appearing on the landing] Vic?
Victor Von Doom: Right on cue!

Victor Von Doom: I've always wanted power. Now I have an unlimited supply.
Ben Grimm: And no Thing to stand in your way.

Victor Von Doom: [to Reed] Why the long face? Let's talk in my office.

Victor Von Doom: [torturing Reed] Painful? You don't know the meaning of the word.

Victor Von Doom: Two down. Two to go.

Victor Von Doom: [facing the Fantastic Four in full strength] This is gonna be fun!

Victor Von Doom: All the accomplishments in the world mean nothing without someone to share them with.

Fantastic Four (2015)
[from trailer]
Victor Domashev: Be ready for what's coming.
Reed Richards: What is coming?
Victor Domashev: The answers.

Victor Domashev: You've opened a door you don't know how to close. You don't know anything about what's coming.
Reed Richards: What is coming?
Victor Domashev: Doom!

Victor Domashev: The end of your world... is the beginning of mine!

Victor Domashev: [looks at Reed's research] This is basically a child's drawing.
Dr. Franklin Storm: You know what Albert Einstein said: if you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough.

Victor Domashev: I knew you would come back.

Reed Richards: Victor, don't do this!
Victor Domashev: There is no Victor... there is only Doom!

Victor Domashev: I gotta say, it's pretty impressive...
Reed Richards: Thank you.
Victor Domashev: ...that you nearly destroyed our entire planet with speaker cable and aluminum foil.
Reed Richards: Yeah, that was an accident.

Victor Domashev: Strap in and get comfy, kids. We're about to make history.
Ben Grimm: Yeah, or die. Either/Or.

Dr. Doom: You want to know how I survived? That place kept me alive. Gave me strength. Power.
Dr. Allen: What kind of power?
Dr. Doom: The kind men like you must never possess.
[blows out the lab window]
Dr. Doom: You couldn't resist coming back. It's not enough to ruin your world. Now you want to ruin mine. Victor. If this world must die so that mine may live, so be it.

"Fantastic Four: And a Blind Man Shall Lead Them (#2.1)" (1995)
Invisible Woman: This is pretty uninspired. The big, bad Doctor Doom kidnapping me just to lure us here to your wretched little island?
Dr. Doom: Yes, I'm so sorry to involve you in the timeworn damsel-in-distress cliché, Mrs. Richards. I fear the only thing missing is the onrushing train! However, sometimes expediency outweighs originality. Now, with your permission...

Dr. Doom: Goodbye, Fantastic Four! Time to join the choir invisible!

Dr. Doom: A toast, Boris: To Reed Richards and the Fantastic Four, who have of late passed on to the undiscovered country. Bereft of their interference, I'm free to bring much-needed peace and order to a world gone mad!

Robot: Your plan to destroy them has failed, master.
Dr. Doom: Failed?
[the robot explodes]
Dr. Doom: Doctor Doom does not fail.

Dr. Doom: Fool! Did you presume to catch me unawares?
Daredevil: Was it my breath?

Dr. Doom: [to Daredevil] You Primrose Popinjay, you're too late! The Fantastic Four are dead, and you are in time for your own demise!

Dr. Doom: I've made an interesting little improvement in your ventilation system. I will now suck all the air out of the room, and like the martyrs of Masada, you may watch each other die. Have a nice day.
[exits, chuckling sinisterly]

Dr. Doom: You leave me no choice but to act for the greater good. I've just destroyed the fusion limiters from Reed Richards' dimensional reactor. In exactly one minute, it will create a minute tear in the space-time continuum, reducing this building - and, regrettably, most of Manhattan - to cosmic dust! Let it weigh on your souls!
Dr. Doom: A pity, really. I never did get to see Cats.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Pedicure and Facial of Doom! (#2.13)" (2011)
Dr. Doom: Those blasted Infinity Stones!
M.O.D.O.K.: Yeah, those blasted stones.
Abomination: Who needs 'em?
Dr. Doom: Who needs them? I need them, you nitwits. The holder of the Infinity Stones controls the universe!
M.O.D.O.K.: Yeah, that's what I said. You need them.
Dr. Doom: You're darn skippy!
M.O.D.O.K.: What he needs is a chill pill.

Dr. Doom: I have been through the belly of the beast.
Abomination: Uh, Fin Fang Foom? Moomba? Groot? Spragg the Living Hill? Hulk? Ms. Marvel?

Cynthia Von Doom: That's enough lounging around for you two dodos. I need sixty pounds of bat guano for a special facial mask. Belfry's in the tower.
Abomination: Uh, which way to the tower?
Cynthia Von Doom: Upstairs!

Cynthia Von Doom: Chthon! Let 'er rip!
[Chthon passes gas]
Cynthia Von Doom: Eww!

Cynthia 'Coco' Von Doom: You might be a hero, dear, but you got some truly evil and nasty skin problems.
Ms. Marvel: [giggles] I know, it's the mask. I wear it all the time.

Ms. Marvel: Nagging force too strong... still too chilled... ugh.
[passes out]
Cynthia Von Doom: I love to kick it when I just washed my hair.

"Fantastic Four: Doomsday (#2.13)" (1994)
Dr. Doom: [wields the Power Cosmic] I now possess the power to end hunger, to abolish disease, to eliminate crime, to establish a perfectly content, perfectly ordered world - all under the benevolence of my iron will!

Dr. Doom: Die? But who said anything about dying? Doom is no common murderer! Besides, I would never dream of letting my dearest enemies off that easily.
Human Torch: Then why did you...
Dr. Doom: Attack? Call it a lesson in humility, my fiery friend. No - for the Fantastic Four, I have devised a much more fitting revenge. You, the legendary bravest of the brave, shall live out the rest of your days in abject fear, watching helplessly as I bend the world to my will, knowing you are utterly powerless to stop me, that you are no longer important enough for me to destroy. Till we meet again... on Doomsday!
[laughs and leaves]

Dr. Doom: Hear me, nations of the world! My power is without limit! I can turn day to blackest night, summer to winter. But I am, above all, a reasonable man. Thus, I have granted your leaders one week to surrender to the rule of Doom, or suffer total annihilation.

Dr. Doom: [to Silver Surfer] Your unselfish concern touches me deeply... you unearthly clod! You, who refused to appropriately wield your cosmic powers! I, on the other hand, shall use them to enslave an entire planet. And after that, perhaps a universe as well!

Dr. Doom: Let mankind beware, for Doctor Doom has attained powers without limit, and this time, there will be no failure - no defeat!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Wrath of the Red Skull! (#1.23)" (2010)
Dr. Doom: This will lead us to the ultimate evil-doer, my personal hero - The Red Skull!
M.O.D.O.K.: Yuck. He's got a face like a caboose. No wonder it's red.
Dr. Doom: [zaps M.O.D.O.K] That's my hero.

Dr. Doom: I can't believe it.
M.O.D.O.K.: It's astounding. The world's largest bratwurst!
Dr. Doom: [shouts] M.O.D.O.K.! We are not here for the sausage, we are here for the wicked genius! Now pick him up and let's go.
M.O.D.O.K.: I bet that sausage is wicked tasty.

Dr. Doom: Maybe I'll come up with a plan of my own. How's about Plan UDB? Emphasis on the D.

"The Incredible Hulk: Hollywood Rocks (#2.6)" (1997)
Dr. Doom: Blow this place into tiny peaces...

The Hulk: Doctor Dumb, Hulk enemy!
Dr. Doom: Oh, you don't know how right you are. And it's 'Doom', you tiresome savage!

She-Hulk: [gasps] Doom...
Dr. Doom: Oh yes, I have returned. You see, today is my sequel. As for you, well lets just say you'll end up on the cutting room floor.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Revenge of the Baby Sat! (#2.23)" (2011)
Dr. Doom: The Super Hero Squad swiping my time machine?
Thor: Swiping? Nay, borrowing.
Ms. Marvel: Commandeering. We left a quarter on the dresser.
Dr. Doom: You jerks!

Dr. Doom: After careful consideration, I have decided to destroy you. Any last words?
Old Ms. Marvel: Music is too loud.
Old Thor: Cartoons were better back in my day.
Dr. Doom: Ha! Now that's comedy.

Lil' Doctor Doom: M.O.D.O.K.! Abomination! I want my Doom Bear!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: From the Atom... It Rises! (#1.8)" (2009)
Dr. Doom: This is the most horrific outcome of a brilliant and nefarious plan ever. Ever!
M.O.D.O.K.: Oh, could be worse.
Dr. Doom: Worse? Really? What could be worse?
[Mole Man passes gas]
M.O.D.O.K.: Ugh! That's how! My eyebrows are melting. Abomination, open a window!

Dr. Doom: A very impressive debut for Scorpio. He certainly made the Super Hero Squad look foolish.
M.O.D.O.K.: Was that so hard? Have you seen their outfits?

Dr. Doom: Well, well, well! Finally we meet, Scorpio. I am...
Scorpio: Doctor Doom, I presume.
Dr. Doom: You presume too much.

Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007)
Victor von Doom: [after showing the video of his encounter with the alien] Well?
Ben Grimm: I like the part where he knocks you on your ass.

Victor von Doom: Let's all go for a spin!

Victor von Doom: Now, let's be clear about this, shall we? I hate you.
[looks pointedly at Sue Storm]
Victor von Doom: All of you. But the world's at stake and we need to work together to survive.
Reed Richards: [to Hager] General, we know firsthand - you trust Victor and you're gonna regret it.
General Hager: So far, the only one I've regretted trusting here is you, Richards.

"Fantastic Four: The Mask of Doom: Part 1 (#1.8)" (1994)
Dr. Doom: Sue Richards is beautiful. But will her loyalty to her husband withstand this trial?
[steps in front of a mirror]
Dr. Doom: I wonder what she truly thinks of me... I am powerful, and once I was also handsome. But now...
[removes his mask, wails, and smashes the mirror]
Dr. Doom: What do externals matter? It is the man within who counts!

Dr. Doom: [to the Four] Welcome. Your rooms are ready.
[drops Reed, Johnny and Ben through trapdoors and into special cells]
Dr. Doom: For the Thing: a vibranium steel apartment! You might be able to batter your way out, in a few thousand years!... Let's see how well the Human Torch can burn, underwater!... Now we come to Mister Fantastic! How can we hold such a clever fellow? Mister Fantastic can make himself whatever shape he wants! What better than a prison that can do the same?

Dr. Doom: My life here is rather isolated. I am pleased you accepted my invitation.
Invisible Woman: I had no choice. But I wouldn't have missed it for the world. I find you fascinating!
Dr. Doom: You do?
[smashes a wineglass]
Dr. Doom: Hauptmann, clean up! I made an unfortunate mess... You were saying, you find me fascinating?
Invisible Woman: It's the man behind the mask that intrigues me. I want to know more about you, ALL about you.
Dr. Doom: Now you have succeeded in fascinating ME, Mrs Richards. Your health, my charming Susan.

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: Infiltration (#2.11)" (2012)
Victor Von Doom: [breaks into Stark's home] I would like a word with you, Stark.

Victor Von Doom: [blasts Iron Man] None may lay hands on Doom!

Victor Von Doom: I know what you have been doing here, Stark: working on your little toy, searching for the Skrulls hidden amongst us.
Tony Stark: What do you know about the Skrulls?
Victor Von Doom: That which you do not, Avenger - I know how to find them! I would have had their genetic key earlier, but you chose to destroy my scanner like an angry child!
Tony Stark: So what? You're here to help me out of the goodness of your heart?
Victor Von Doom: No! This world is MINE to rule, and mine alone! These "reptiles" may not have it!
[holds up a chip]
Victor Von Doom: This has been designed to work in conjunction with your detection device. It will allow you to make a genetic reset on the Skrulls, exposig their true forms.
Tony Stark: You couldn't do it alone, could you? You needed my tech to make your little key work!
Victor Von Doom: Doom needs no one!
Tony Stark: So now what? You going to fight them with me?
Victor Von Doom: That would be beneath me! Such chores are what people like you are for!
[flies off]

"The Super Hero Squad Show: If This Be My Thanos! (#1.12)" (2009)
Thanos: [holds up his gauntlet] These are called infinity gems. I've searched the galaxy for them. And I have technology that allows me to track them.
Dr. Doom: I take it these gems are powerfull. Similar to my Infinity fractals. Only for girls...

Dr. Doom: This was all about string cheeeeeeeese? None acceptable to Dr. Doom! Someone will pay for this insolence!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Tremble at the Might of M.O.D.O.K.! (#1.14)" (2009)
M.O.D.O.K.: Doom? You're supposed to be on snack duty back at the M.O.D.O.K. mansion.
Dr. Doom: Funny you should mention it. I thougt all your mighty villainy would make you mighty hungry. Oh, oh, oh. Careful, careful. Hot plate. Very hot plate.
M.O.D.O.K.: Oh, he delivers. Keep the goodies warm as I destroy these goody-goodies.

[Waking up from a nightmare]
Dr. Doom: AAH! No! No, no, no, no!
[grabs his teddy bear]
Dr. Doom: Oh Doomy. Oh, my wittle Doomy-Bear. I swear... I swear with every fiber of my being, that I will RISE AGAIN, and bring down that... MEANIE! M.O.D.O.K.!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: The Final Battle! ('Nuff Said!) (#2.26)" (2011)
Dr. Doom: Since when can you bite with that face plate?
Iron Man: Since I got the Stark tech upgrade. Employee discount.

Dr. Doom: I had so much hope! I had so many plans! I'm too young to wear a one-piece orange suit. I'll say it before, and I'll say it again, my evil minions. NUTS!

Marvel vs. Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds (2011) (VG)
Doctor Doom: If you are still breathing, then Doom was merciful!

Doctor Doom: [facing the X-Men] I'll make you wish you were facing Magneto!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: To Err Is Superhuman! (#1.2)" (2009)
Dr. Doom: [to M.O.D.O.K] You owe me a controller. No, *two* controllers.

Dr. Doom: Aha! Finally my fool hearty foes have found a fractal. Fascinating...
Abomination: Hey, that's pretty good! Try this one: Mr. Sinister sold six stacks of silk slugs to Silver Surfer.

"Fantastic Four: World's Greatest Heroes: Shell Games (#1.22)" (2007)
Dr. Doom: [defeated] You have made yourself a deadly enemy today, Iron Man. We shall meet again.
Iron Man: But I don't want a deadly enemy...
The Thing: Ah, you get used to it.

Dr. Doom: You'd be wise to stay down, monster!
The Thing: Nobody ever accused me of being wise!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Invader from the Dark Dimension! (#1.16)" (2009)
Dr. Strange: Dr. Doom, I have a proposition for you. Since we helped your headquarters from Iron Menace, help us defeat him.
Dr. Doom: Really? What's in it for me?
Silver Surfer: I know. How about a plate of fungus and ragweed burgers? Yummy in the tummy.
Dr. Doom: I'll help only if you keep him from ever cooking again.

Valkyrie: Thou cannot leave. Dr. Strange needs that portal you opened or he'll be trapped in the Dark Dimension forever.
Dr. Doom: Not my problem. I did what I agreed to do.
Valkyrie: Oh, you are such a bad guy.

Marvel: Ultimate Alliance (2006) (VG)
Dr. Doom: [after being defeated in the final battle] Fools. You have accomplished nothing!
[the glow around Doom's hands suddenly disappears]
Odin: [Booming] Doom!
Dr. Doom: Odin! You can't be free!
Odin: Your wretched scheme is undone and your black soul is mine!
Dr. Doom: Noooo!
[a lighting bolt strikes Doom and he disapperes, leaving only his mask behind]
Odin: An eternity of suffering is the fate of those who challange the gods!

Dr. Doom: Radioactive Man... Winter Soldier, report. Why haven't you destroyed that stabilizing engine yet?
Winter Soldier: Sorry, we got a little carried away. But we're on it. Lower the force fields and let's clear out of here.
Radioactive Man: It is lucky for you we must depart. I was just getting warmed up. But we will meet again. I promise you!

Fantastic Four (2005) (VG)
Susan Storm: Victor...
Victor Von Doom: The name is Dr. Doom now!
Johnny Storm: Your name's gonna be toast!

Victor Von Doom: I've waited for this a long time Richards. I'm going to take great pleasure in killing you. The mighty have fallen before me. Johnny Storm, too young to die. Reed Ricards, too smart to die. Susan... My Susan... too beautiful to die. But die you must!
Ben Grimm: Doom!
Victor Von Doom: The Thing lives? The Thing dies!
Ben Grimm: Not if I have to say anything about it. It's clobberin' time!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: And Lo... A Pilot Shall Come! (#1.1)" (2009)
Dr. Doom: Abomination! Open a window!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Enter Dormammu! (#1.5)" (2009)
Dormammu: Knock knock...
Dr. Doom: Who dares?

"Avengers Assemble: The Serpent of Doom (#1.4)" (2013)
Thor: You dare not tamper with legends older than human history!
Dr. Doom: Too late! That which you fear the most is on its way!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Forest Green! (#1.10)" (2009)
Egghead: Doctor Doom, I only agreed to be part of this because you are the one scientist more clever than me.
Dr. Doom: Reed Richards.
Egghead: Hm, yes, obviously, I, but...
Egghead: Bruce Banner.
Egghead: Yes...
Dr. Doom: Henry McCoy.
Egghead: Yes, I suppose...
Dr. Doom: The Mad Thinker.
Egghead: All right, all right!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Mother of Doom! (#1.24)" (2010)
Dr. Doom: [answers his cellphone] Hello! And who dares to reach out and touch Doom?

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Villainy Redux Syndrome! (#2.4)" (2010)
Dr. Doom: M.O.D.O.K. we need theme music for our prison escape planning montage.
[small chuckle]
Dr. Doom: Something with percussion. No synthesizers!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Fate of Destiny! (#2.14)" (2011)
Dr. Doom: [stammering] Y-y-you just destroyed half the galaxy! B-b-billions of s-s-star systems!
Thanos: Yeah, but it happened so quickly I barely enjoyed it. Now you on the other hand...

"The Super Hero Squad Show: The Ice Melt Cometh! (#1.22)" (2010)
Dr. Doom: [Iron Man blasts a hole in his cape] Oh. I just had this cleaned.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Deadly Is the Black Widow's Bite! (#1.13)" (2009)
Dr. Doom: Report!
Black Widow: I have soo much chocolate candy, darling. Do you think eat the caramel or devour the coconut?
Dr. Doom: What kind of nonsense question is this? The caramel of course. Coconuts displeases me.
Black Widow: Everything is going according to plan, they suspect nothing.
Dr. Doom: Well why should they? You are an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., they have no idea the earlier battle was a ruse staged to fool them into trusting you. Ugh, I despise having to talk to do-gooder heroes!
[Black Widow morphs into Mystique]
Dr. Doom: Much better, Mystique. Now go and gather information, report what you find, and do not fail me.
Mystique: You don't have to order me around!
[Mystique morphs back into Black Widow]
Black Widow: The pleasure is all mine, darling.

"The Incredible Hulk: Doomed (#1.7)" (1996)
Newsreader: [on viewscreen] And here's the official word, live from the President of the United States: Doctor Doom can shove it... eh, what? Rather, Doom's demands are officially rejected.
Dr. Doom: That posturing corn-fed commoner is calling my bluff, eh?

"Iron Man: Armored Adventures: The Might of Doom (#2.8)" (2011)
Victor Von Doom: [removes War Machine's faceplate] What? You are nothing but a child!
James Rhodes: I'm enough of a man to take you down!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Stranger from a Savage Land! (#1.18)" (2009)
Captain America: The star quartz affects all metals, Doom. Give it here, or the world will know what kind of underpants a despot wears.
Dr. Doom: Hah! I am wearing a metal thong.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: When Strikes the Surfer! (#2.25)" (2011)
Dr. Doom: Ah, such glorious music.
Abomination: Yeah, and you don't even have to download it.

The Fantastic Four (1994)
The Jeweler: [the Jeweler holds a gun to Alica's head] Stand back or I'll shoot her!
Dr. Doom: Go ahead.
The Jeweler: I mean it!
Dr. Doom: No, please don't let me stop you.

"Fantastic Four: The Mask of Doom: Part 3 (#1.10)" (1994)
Dr. Doom: Your room grows smaller, my dear. If your husband and his friends are not successful, you have less than 47 hours before you are considerably smaller as well.
Invisible Woman: Reed will return, Dr. Doom! And when he does...
Dr. Doom: He will make me more powerful than you could possibly imagine! Look: the Coffin of Argos is more than an archaeological treat! It holds an alien power generator of incalculable force! The ancients feared it, and with good reason... I shall use it to dominate the Earth!
Invisible Woman: Reed will never put such power in your hands!
Dr. Doom: Of course he will - to save the woman he loves! Discussion is pointless! He may soon be lost in the mists of time - in which case I will be rid of him, your fiery brother and the grotesque orange brute forever! Either way, I win!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: This Al Dente Earth! (#1.26)" (2010)
Dr. Doom: Nobody puts baby in a corner!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Last Exit Before Doomsday! (#1.25)" (2010)
Dr. Doom: [to Silver Surfer] Now, you spacespawn son of a spoon, I am going to pay you back for that cosmic burrito you made me eat.

"The Fantastic Four: The Final Victory of Doctor Doom (#1.12)" (1978)
Doctor Doom: So I wouldn't dare, would I? Well, my helpless friends, you soon shall see what Doctor Doom will dare.
The Thing: I wonder who writes that cornball dialogue. Count Dracula?

"Robot Chicken: Catdog on a Stick (#7.10)" (2014)
[Dr Doom incinerates Rebecca, a housewife who was staying with Reed Richards as part of a wife-swap program]
Dr. Doom: How could you allow this to happen?
Mr. Fantastic: It was part of the show's premise, what was I supposed to do?

"The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes: The Private War of Dr. Doom (#2.1)" (2012)
[Dr Doom has imprisoned Wasp and the Invisible Woman, and is working at a machine]
Janet Van Dyne: Hey! HEY! Dr Doom, right? You wanna apologize to us before you get beaten up, or after?
Susan Storm: Jan...
Janet Van Dyne: [sees Lucia] Don't think I forgot about you, robot girl! I mean, seriously, do you really think you're going to walk away from this? You think you're the only wannabe world ruler we've taken down? Here's a tip: putting on a skirt over a second-rate Iron Man armor, not helping! What, you're too good to talk to me? I've had bad guys that...
Victor Von Doom: Ms. Van Dyne, I am not some common criminal that can be distracted by your prattling. You are nothing to Doom. And your pathetic attempts to play mind games with me amount to exactly less than nothing. So please, stop embarrassing yourself.
Janet Van Dyne: Uh... okay. So what do you want?
Victor Von Doom: I have EXACTLY what I want!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: 1602! (Six Against Infinity, Part 6) (#2.20)" (2011)
M.O.D.O.K.: Ooh, ooh! She said 'That's what you think' and then she looked away from the camera and made the 'I'm pretending to be on your side but I'm secretly not helping you' look.
Captain Doom: Oh, jealousy doesn't suit you, M.O.D.O.K. Come! We have work to do.
M.O.D.O.K.: Are you kidding me? I'm the only person that saw that?

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Another Order of Evil: Part One! (#2.1)" (2010)
Wrecker: What are you, deficient or something? We trusted yez on that Infinity Sword job, and you cheated us!
Thunderball: [pulling his chain] Yeah, after we trusted you.
Dr. Doom: Well, obviously I can't cheat you before you trust me.
Thunderball: I never thought of that.

"The Super Hero Squad Show: Missing: Impossible! (#2.22)" (2011)
Dr. Doom: Abomination, M.O.D.O.K., back to Latveria, where we will plot my spin-off!

"The Super Hero Squad Show: O, Captain, My Captain! (#1.11)" (2009)
Dr. Doom: A new villain has been made known to Doom. It is vital that he is cooperative to our plans. He may be a powerful ally.
Abomination: Yeah, like the one we're standing in.
M.O.D.O.K.: That's an alley, idiot! Alley!