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Fast Tony (Character)
from Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)

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Ice Age: The Meltdown (2006)
Fast Tony: [to Stu's empty shell] Stu, we made it! We're gonna live!
[pause]
Fast Tony: Well, "I'm", anyway.

Manfred: Come on. Don't listen to him. Fast Tony would sell his own mother for a grape.
Fast Tony: Are you making an offer? I mean... No, I would not!

Fast Tony: [trying to sell things to the other animals] Forget reeds! I present you with this revolutionary gizmo we call... bark! It's so buoyant, it actually floats!
Start Dad: [lewd] I'll show "you" something that floats.

Fast Tony: It's all part of my accu-weather forecast. The five-day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by... the end of the world! And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.

Fast Tony: [stopping female ox] You, ma'am! You look like a big "fat" hairy beast. How you'd like to lost a ton or two?
Female Ox: Uh! Would I ever!
Male Ox: Don't listen to him, Vera. You're already thin as a twig.
[the two leave]
Fast Tony: And I also have the perfect cure for your eyesight, my blind friend.

Manfred: We gotta listen to him, he was right about the flood!
Fast Tony: I am?
[confident]
Fast Tony: I mean, yes, I am!
Elk Dad: [to Manfred] Wait a minute, "you're" the one who said there wasn't going to "be" a flood. Why should we listen to you?
Manfred: Because we saw what's up there. The dam's gonna break, the entire valley's gonna flood!

Fast Tony: The five day outlook is calling for intense flooding followed by... THE END OF THE WORLD!
[all gasp ]
Fast Tony: And a slight chance of patchy sunshine later in the week.