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[last lines to Sofia
: Do you remember what you told me once? That every passing minute is a another chance to turn it all around. Sofía
: I'll find you again. David
: I'll see you in another life... when we are both cats.
: He never watched television, and yet his biggest magazine is still the TV Digest.
: My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...
: And to what do I owe this pleasure? Sofía
: The pleasure of Sofia Serrano.
: What about you? What's your nickname? David
: Citizen Dildo. Sofía
: Hmm. You are not staying over.
: But I say this with complete love. Claim your life. Learn to be an asshole. Don't... David
: Two's enough. Thomas Tipp
: Forgive me. But I still believe in this family, David, even if it's only you.
: See, I've got this little problem. I've got a stalker. Sofía
: It doesn't sound life threatening. David
: But I need a cover. I need for you to pretend we're having a scintillating conversation, and you are wildly entertained.
: I know it's tough. Sofía
: I'll improvise.
: Thomas Tipp was right; people will read again.
: Is it me?
: No. Tell me now. Sofía
: I'll tell you later. David
: If something's wrong please tell me now.
: Say everything now, now, now, now.
: Look at us. I'm frozen and you're dead, and I love you. Sofía
: It's a problem. David
: I lost you when I got in that car. I'm sorry.
: I wasn't hitting on Sophia. Brian
: Oh, fine. Whatever you say. I'm crazy. I'm blind. David
: You're not blind, you're drinking Jack Daniels, and when you drink Jack you start in with that, "Frank Sinatra, she shot me down, give me a cigarette, King of Sad" thing. Brian
: That I do. Give me a cigarette. David
: I'll find one. Brian
: But wait. You're rich and women love you, and I'm from Ohio and I'm drunk. Can I tell you the truth? David
: Everybody does. Brian
: I dig her. And I've never said this to you before about any girl, but she could be - could be, could be, could be - the girl of my fucking dreams. David
: You're not from Ohio. Brian
: I know. But if she fucks up our friendship, she can go to hell. I won't allow it. We are bros. David
: I feel the same way. Brian
: Sure you do.
: My father wrote about this in his book. Chapter 1... Page 1... Paragraph 1: What is the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money.
: The little things... there's nothing bigger, is there?
: Where's Sofia? WHERE IS SHE? Julie
: I AM SOFIA.
: Doc, once you've been driven off a bridge at 80 miles an hour, somehow you don't invite happiness in without a full body search.
: I wanna wake up! Tech support! It's a nightmare! Tech support! Tech support!
: These? These are more than headaches. These are steel plates slicing through my every thought.
[Sofía is taking David's mask off
: How bad is it? Sofía
: ...Well... your ears are in the right place... And the rest of it... is not bad at all. It's perfect!
: I want to live a real life... I don't want to dream any longer.
Dr. Curtis McCabe
: You do understand that our time is limited, don't you? David
: If I talk... you'll just think I'm crazy. Dr. Curtis McCabe
: With all the possible respect I can offer a man wearing a latex mask and spouting conspiracy theories, David, believe me, you've crossed that bridge.
Dr. Curtis McCabe
: And you didn't immediately wanna sleep with her? David
: Well, you know, I'm a pleasure delayer.
[David receives his facial prosthetic
] Dr. Pomeranz
: It's a helpful unit. David
: Good. Because for a minute there, I thought we were talking about
: a fucking mask! Dr. Pomeranz
: It's only a mask... if you treat it that way. David
: Oh, no. It's great. This completely takes care of Hallowe'en. But what about the other 364 days of the year?
: I WANNA WAKE UP!
: I like your life. Sofía
: Well, it's mine and you can't have it!
: If I wasn't me, I'd buy my album. David
: You know, if you can reach one person.
: Somebody died. It was me.
: We almost died. Brian
: I know. My own death was right there in front of me and you know what happened? Your life flashed before my eyes. David
: How was it? Brian
: Almost worth dying for...
: [looking at himself in the mirror
] Guy in Bathroom
: Dude, fix your fucking face.
: [starts laughing
[looking at a caricature sketch Sofia has drawn of him and laughing
: No, it's something that you'd see on a wall in a steak-house in *Hell*.
: [In Julia's car
] Let's go to your house and we'll talk or something. I want to see where you live.
: [after they had a near fatal crash with a Mack truck
] My own death was right there in front of me, and do you know what happened? YOUR life flashed before my eyes. David
: How was it? Brian
: Almost worth dying for.
: I have to get some sleep. Truthfully, I also work as a dental assistant. David
: Boy, am I going to the wrong dentist!
: [Referring to his board of directors
] Who could I trust? The ants are taking over the ant hill. Who could I trust?
: You're a shrink! You gotta be better than that! Dr. Curtis McCabe
: Let's not stereotype each other. Not all rich kids are soulless, and not all psychologists care about disease.
] You fucked me four times the other night, David! You've been inside me! David
: [Not taking her seriously yet
] Julie... Julie
: I swallowed your cum! That means something!
: [to Dr. McCabe
] What's the answer to 99 out of 100 questions?... Money!
: How do you think watertight contracts are broken?
: Even in my dreams I feel like an idiot who's about to wake up.
: I'm going to say this once, because this is the last time we're ever going to talk. I was your only friend David
: You have revealed yourself to me.
: [has taken the mask off and is ordering drinks from a large barman at the club
] Give me a Budweiser and a shot of tequila Barman
: [avoiding eye contact with David
] What kind of tequila? David
: [trying to make eye contact
] What did you say to me? Barman
: [Still avoiding looking at David
] I said, what kind of tequila? David
: Why don't you ask me to my face, bitch? Barman
: [finally makes eye contact
: Patron, if you have it David
] Another shot, another Bud Barman
: [pouring shot
] This one's on the house David
: Why? Barman
: It just is
[locks eyes with Daivd
: Technical Support!
: You weren't invited...
: Don't you realise David, that when you sleep with someone your body makes a promise even if your mind does not? David
: [gives her an odd look
: I can't believe you just said that. That is what I love about you. Only you would say something like that.
[Sofia looks uneasy
: You'll meet me in another life when we are both cats! Cats! Ha-ha! Meow!
: Why did you tell Brian I was your "Fuckbuddy"? David
: I never said that.
: The sweet and sour speech again?
: Did you screw her? César
: Screw who?