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: Hi Professor Starkman.
[He looks at her scared
: Hey? Starkman
: Miss Brown. Barbara
: Hi. Starkman
: How are ya? Barbara
: Good! Starkman
: Good. Barbara
: So big day's tomorrow, right? Starkman
: What'd you mean? Barbara
: For the T.A. position. You're announcing it tomorrow, right? Starkman
: Yes, of course. At noon, in my classroom. Barbara
: [she laughs
] I can't wait. I think my chances are much better this year than they were last. Starkman
: Mm I would think so, it's a very tight race this year. Barbara
: So were you looking for Cassandra? Starkman
: Oh. Barbara
: Because she wasn't in class, so she probably left for spring break quite early. Starkman
: Well actually, erm, the, erm. Barbara
: It's Cassandra isn't it! She got the position! Oh, good for her but
: Look I can't say that I'm not disappointed but I mean, it's like they say. What doesn't kill ya only makes you stronger, right?
: Well, see ya.
: Hello Miss Brown. Barbara
: Hello! Starkman
: It's good to see you. Barbara
: It's good to see you!
] My heart rate nearly triples when I get to the party and see that the vultures have already descended upon Starkman. Starkman
: He broke the mould because he only murdered two people in his entire career.
[the group of students around him laugh
] I must have lost track of time running. I had planned to get here early to get as much face time with Starkman as possible and now I'm late.
[Barbara pushes her to the side
] This is a disaster. Barbara
: This girl has no concept of reality. Starkman
: A girl... the plot thinkens.
: I think I've identified this person as a textbook sociopath. Starkman
: That seems to be the per-requisite for getting into college in the first place.