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: and it's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen, because I always knew it was going to be like that.
: Lauren wait, Lauren... Hey, hey Lauren Lauren
: Oh My God! Sean Bateman
: Can we talk? Lauren
: NO! Sean Bateman
: Lauren don't walk away. HEY! I really did try to kill myself... just before I faked it. Lauren
: Wow Sean, it's over. Sean Bateman
: No it's not! Lauren
: Ya it is, I'm in love with somebody else. Sean Bateman
: Who? Lauren
: My old boyfriend Victor. Plus its none of your fucking business. Sean Bateman
: Victor? Lauren
: Ya. Sean Bateman
: What, then why the fuck did you write me those letters? Lauren
: Wow. Deal with it Sean it's over, Rock and Roll. Sean Bateman
: Lauren I want to know you Lauren
: What does that mean know me, know me, nobody ever knows anybody else, ever! You will never know me.
: I always knew it would be like this.
: Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than... Lara
: Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.
: It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off The Pill. Lauren
: Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.
Mr. Lance Lawson
: Can I interest you in a turn-on? Lauren
: Um... no thanks. Mr. Lance Lawson
: Well... don't mind if I do. Lauren
: Are-are we gonna do it on the couch or... Mr. Lance Lawson
: Do what? Lauren
: You know, "it"... Mr. Lance Lawson
: What? Fuck...? Oh, are you mad? I'm a married man. And I would lose my tenure... Lauren
: But... aren't you coming onto me? Mr. Lance Lawson
: Well... for a hummer, sure... I'm quite aware of your abilities, Ms. Hyde. And it certainly couldn't hurt your GPA. So... Shall we?
: I just want to know you. Lauren
: Nobody knows anyone. You will never ever know me.
: How do I look? Lauren
: You look kind of skinny, actually. Lara
: Skinny, really? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny? Lauren
: What's the difference? Lara
: Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so... Lauren
: So you look bulimic skinny.
] Lauren Hynde
: Victor was a Junior, a Drama major, just back from Europe, with a great body, these amazing gray eyes and only a little gay...
: Are you here for that class? Lauren Hynde
: The tutorial on the post modern condition? It's been cancelled. Sean Bateman
: Typical. Lauren Hynde
: I haven't seen you in it before. Sean Bateman
: That's what's so typical. This was the first time I bothered to show up. Lauren Hynde
: You've got bad timing. Sean Bateman
: Saturdays suck. I don't have to put up with this bullshit. I'm dropping this class. Lauren Hynde
: Me too. Sean Bateman
: Really? Lauren Hynde
: Yeah. I think I'm gonna change my major. Sean Bateman
: To what? Lauren Hynde
: I don't know yet. What's yours? Sean Bateman
: I don't even know.
: It's a story that might bore you, but you don't have to listen, because I always knew it was going to be like that.