From American Psycho
[faking a conversation on the phone
] Now, John, you've to wear clothes in proportion to your physique. There are definite dos and don'ts, good buddy of wearing a bold striped shirt. A bold stripe shirt calls for solid colored or discreetly patterned suits and ties.
Yes, always tip the stylist 15%. Listen, John, I've gotta go, T. Boone Pickens just walked in.
Just joking. No, don't tip the owner of the salon. Okay John? Right? Got it.