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Roz (Character)
from Monsters, Inc. (2001)

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Monsters, Inc. (2001)
Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Come on, tell me it's a new haircut, isn't it? It's got to be a new haircut. New makeup? You had a lift? You had a tuck? You had something? Something has been inserted in in you that makes you look... Listen, I need a favor. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. I really need the key to the door he was using.
Roz: Well, isn't that nice? But guess what? You didn't turn in your paperwork last night.
Mike: He didn't... I... no paperwork?
Roz: This office is now closed.
[closes the window on Mike's fingers]
Mike: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Mike: Good morning, Roz, my succulent little garden snail. And who will we be scaring today?
Roz: Wazowski! You didn't file your paperwork last night.
Mike: Oh, that darn paperwork! Wouldn't it be easier if it all just blew away?
Roz: Don't let it happen again.
Mike: Yes, well, I'll try to be more careful next time.
Roz: I'm watching you, Wazowski. Always watching. Always.
Mike: Ooh, she's nuts.

Roz: Hello, Wazowski. Fun-filled evening planned for tonight?
Mike: Well, as a matter of fact...
Roz: Then I'm sure you filed your paperwork correctly, for once.
[Mike smiles innocently]
Roz: Your stunned silence is very reassuring.

Roz: None of this ever happened, gentlemen. And I don't want to see any paperwork on it.

[Deleted Scene]
Sulley: [Telling Boo, tucked in his bed, about Randall] You think that he's gonna come through the closet and scare ya. It's empty, see...
[Opens up his closet, only to find Roz]
Roz: Guess who?
[Both Roz and Sulley laugh]


Monsters University (2013)
[Mike and Sulley are being escorted out of the door lab by the CDA after causing the door they went through to explode with the big scare]
Squishy: What's gonna happen to them?
Roz: That's for the university professor to decide, but I can assure you we'll always be watching these two. Always watching.