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: Grandpa, am I pretty? Grandpa
: You are the most beautiful girl in the world. Olive
: You're just saying that. Grandpa
: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality.
: Do you eat ice cream? Miss California
: Yes. My favorite is Chocolate Cherry Garcia... except technically I think it's a frozen yogurt.
: Do you think there's a Heaven? Frank
: Well, it's hard to say, Olive. I don't think anyone knows for sure. Olive
: I know, but what do *you* think? Frank
: Well... um... uh... Olive
: I think there is. Frank
: Think I'll get in? Olive
: Yeah. Frank
: Promise? Olive
: Mom? Dad? Richard
: [half asleep
] What is it, hon? Olive
: Grandpa won't wake up.
: [going over eye test pamphlets
] Mom, Dwayne's got 20/20 vision! Sheryl
: I bet he does... Olive
: Now, let's see if you're colorblind.
[opens the pamphlet
: What's the letter in the circle?
[Dwayne looks confused
: No in the circle. The letter... in the circle? Frank
: Can you see a letter, Dwayne? Olive
: It's an A. See? Right there? Frank
: It's bright green.
: Oh man.
[Dwayne scribbles anxiously on his notepad - "What?"
: Dwayne, I think you might be colorblind.
[pause, Dwayne holds up his notepad again - "What?"
: You can't fly jets if you're colorblind.
[Dwayne starts to panic, starts hitting the window and the chair in front of him, he then attempts to open the door
: Why were you unhappy? Frank
: I fell in love with someone...
[interrupted by Grandpa blowing his nose
: ...who didn't love me back. Olive
: Who? Frank
: One of my grad students. I was very much in love with him. Olive
: *Him*? You fell in love with a boy? Frank
: Very much so. Olive
: That's silly. Frank
: You're right it was silly. It was very silly Grandpa
: That's another word for it.
: I'd like to dedicate this to my grandpa, who showed me these moves. Pageant MC
: Aww, that is so sweet.
] Pageant MC
: Is he here? Where's your grandpa right now? Olive
: In the trunk of our car.
: [as he rolls up the sheet that covered Grandpa and packs the bags in the trunk of the bus
] You know, Olive, Grandpa would have been proud of you today. Olive
: Really? Sheryl
: You were great. Frank
: You were better than great. Dwayne
: You were incredible.
: [takes off her head phones and grandpa suddenly puts a pauses to his ongoing swearing
] What are you guys talking about? Grandpa
: What are you guys talking about? Grandpa
: [thinks for a moment
] Politics. Olive
: Can I get the, uh, waffles? And, um, what does "a la mode-y" mean? Diner Waitress
: Oh that means it comes with ice cream! Olive
: Ok. A la mode-y then.