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The Scarecrow (Character)
from The Wizard of Oz (1939)

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The Wizard of Oz (1939)
Dorothy: Now which way do we go?
Scarecrow: Pardon me, this way is a very nice way.
Dorothy: Who said that?
[Toto barks at scarecrow]
Dorothy: Don't be silly, Toto. Scarecrows don't talk.
Scarecrow: [points other way] It's pleasant down that way, too.
Dorothy: That's funny. Wasn't he pointing the other way?
Scarecrow: [points both ways] Of course, some people do go both ways.

Scarecrow: Come along, Dorothy. You don't want any of *those* apples.
[harrumphs]
Angry Apple Tree: Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
Scarecrow: Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!

Cowardly Lion: All right, I'll go in there for Dorothy. Wicked Witch or no Wicked Witch, guards or no guards, I'll tear them apart. I may not come out alive, but I'm going in there. There's only one thing I want you fellows to do.
Tin Woodsman, Scarecrow: What's that?
Cowardly Lion: Talk me out of it!

Cowardly Lion: Courage! What makes a king out of a slave? Courage! What makes the flag on the mast to wave? Courage! What makes the elephant charge his tusk in the misty mist, or the dusky dusk? What makes the muskrat guard his musk? Courage! What makes the sphinx the seventh wonder? Courage! What makes the dawn come up like thunder? Courage! What makes the Hottentot so hot? What puts the "ape" in apricot? What have they got that I ain't got?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodsman: Courage!
Cowardly Lion: You can say that again! Huh?

Dorothy: Do you suppose we'll meet any wild animals?
Tin Woodsman: Mm, we might.
Scarecrow: Animals that eat... s-traw?
Tin Woodsman: Some, but mostly lions, and tigers, and bears.
Dorothy: Lions?
Scarecrow: And tigers?
Tin Woodsman: And bears.

Dorothy: Your Majesty, if you were king, you wouldn't be afraid of anything?
Cowardly Lion: Not nobody! Not nohow!
Tin Woodsman: Not even a rhinoceros?
Cowardly Lion: Imposerous!
Dorothy: How about a hippopotamus?
Cowardly Lion: Why, I'd thrash him from top to bottomus!
Dorothy: Supposing you met an elephant?
Cowardly Lion: I'd wrap him up in cellophane!
Scarecrow: What if it were a brontosaurus?
Cowardly Lion: I'd show him who was king of the forest!

Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Who rang that bell?
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: [all four together] We did!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Can't you read?
Scarecrow: Read what?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: The notice!
Dorothy: What notice?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: It's on the door - as plain as the nose on my face! It... oh...
[does a "tisk tisk tisk" expression, goes inside door for a moment]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: [Guardian hangs the notice and goes back inside]
Dorothy, Scarecrow, Cowardly Lion, Tin Woodsman: [Reading notice, all together] Bell out of order, please knock.
[Dorothy knocks]
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Well, that's more like it! Now, state your business!
Dorothy: [Dorothy and friends, all together] We want to see the Wizard!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: [gasps] The Wizard? But nobody can see the Great Oz! Nobody's ever seen the Great Oz! Even I've never seen him!
Dorothy: Well, then how do you know there is one?
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Oh, you're wasting my time!
[starts to close the window]
Dorothy: Oh, please! Please, sir! I've got to see the Wizard! The Good Witch of the North sent me!
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Prove it!
Scarecrow: She's wearing the ruby slippers she gave her.
Guardian of the Emerald City Gates: Oh, so she is! Well, bust my buttons! Why didn't you say that in the first place? That's a horse of a different color! Come on in!

Scarecrow: What about the heart that you promised Tin Man? Or the courage you promised Lion?
Tin Woodsman, Cowardly Lion: And Scarecrow's brain?

Dorothy: My goodness, what a fuss you're making! Well naturally, when you go around picking on things weaker than you are. Why, you're nothing but a great big coward!
Cowardly Lion: [crying] You're right, I am a coward! I haven't any courage at all. I even scare myself.
[sobs]
Cowardly Lion: Look at the circles under my eyes. I haven't slept in weeks!
Tin Woodsman: Why don't you try counting sheep?
Cowardly Lion: That doesn't do any good, I'm afraid of 'em.
[sobs loud]
Scarecrow: Aw, that's too bad.

Dorothy: Did you say something?
Tin Woodsman: [indiscernible sounds from the Tin Man, who is rusted]
Dorothy: He said oil can!
Scarecrow: Oil can what?
Dorothy: Oil can.

Scarecrow: I haven't got a brain... only straw.
Dorothy: How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

Scarecrow: Help! Help! Help!
[the Flying Monkeys walking away, Tin Man and the Lion comes to him]
Tin Woodsman: Well, what happened to you?
Scarecrow: They tore my legs off and they threw it over there! Then, they took my chest off and they threw it over there!
Tin Woodsman: Well, that's you all over.
Cowardly Lion: They sure knocked the stuffings out of you, didn't they?
Scarecrow: Don't stand there talking, put me together. We've got to find Dorothy.
[the Tin Man and the Lion trying the fix the Scarecrow]
Tin Woodsman: Now, let's see.

Scarecrow: The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side. Oh joy! Rapture! I got a brain! How can I ever thank you enough?
Wizard of Oz: You can't.

Scarecrow: Witch? Hmph, I'm not afraid of a witch. I'm not afraid of anything - except a lighted match.
[points to the straw in his arm]
Dorothy: I don't blame you for that.

[Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Tin Man watch as the Wicked Witch of the West vanishes into a fireball]
Scarecrow: I'm not afraid of her! I'll see you get safely to the Wizard now, whether I get a brain or not. Stuff a mattress with me. Ha!
Tin Woodsman: I'll see you reach the Wizard, whether I get a heart or not. Beehive, bah! Let her try and make a beehive out of me!
[snaps]
Dorothy: Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had. And it's funny, but I feel as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I?
Scarecrow: I don't see how. You weren't around when I was stuffed and sewn together, were you?
Tin Woodsman: And I was standing over there, rusting for the longest time.
Dorothy: Still, I wish I could remember, but I guess it doesn't matter anyway. We know each other now, don't we?
Scarecrow: That's right.
Tin Woodsman: We do.
Scarecrow: To Oz?
Tin Woodsman: To Oz.

Cowardly Lion: Come on, get up and fight, you shivering junkyard!
[goes over to the Scarecrow]
Cowardly Lion: And put your hands up, you lopsided bag of hay!
Scarecrow: Now that's getting personal, Lion.
Tin Woodsman: Yes. Get up and teach him a lesson.
Scarecrow: Well, what's wrong with you teaching him?
Tin Woodsman: Well, I hardly know him.

Cowardly Lion: Come on, get up and fight, ya shivering junkyard! Put your hands up, ya lopsided bag o' hay!
Scarecrow: Now that's getting personal, Lion!
Tin Woodsman: Yes. Get up and teach him a lesson.
Scarecrow: W-w-what's wrong with y-y-you teaching him?
Tin Woodsman: W-w-well, I hardly know him.

Cowardly Lion: [getting a panic attack walking into the Wizard's foyer] Wait a minute, Fellows. I was just thinking. I really don't want to see the Wizard this much. I'd better wait for you outside.
Scarecrow: What's the matter?
Tin Woodsman: Oh, he's just a scared again.
Dorothy: Don't you know the Wizard's going to give you some courage?
Cowardly Lion: I'd be too scared to ask him for it.
[sobs]
Dorothy: Well then, we'll ask him for you.
Cowardly Lion: I'd sooner wait outside.
Dorothy: Why? Why?
Cowardly Lion: Because I'm still scared.
[sobs]

Scarecrow: [singing] I could while away the hours/conferrin' with the flowers/consultin' with the rain/And my head I'd be scratchin'/ While my thoughts were busy hatchin'/If I only had a brain.

Dorothy: [Reaches to pick an apple from the apple tree, the tree grabs the apple and slaps her hand] Ouch!
Angry Apple Tree: What'd'ya think you're doing?
Dorothy: We've been walking a long ways and I was hungry and... did you say something?
Angry Apple Tree: She was hungry!
Apple Tree: [Repeating after The Angry Apple Tree] She was hungry!
Angry Apple Tree: Well, how would you like to have someone come along and pick something off of you?
Dorothy: Oh dear! I keep forgetting I'm not in Kansas!
Scarecrow: Come along Dorothy. You don't want any of those apples!
[harrumphs]

Scarecrow: I've got a way to get us in there, and you're gonna lead us.

Cowardly Lion: [singing] I'd be brave as a blizzard...
Tin Woodsman: [singing] I'd be gentle as a lizard...
Scarecrow: [singing] I'd be clever as a gizzard...
Dorothy: [singing] If the Wizard is a wizard who will serve.
Scarecrow: [singing] Then I'm sure to get a brain...
Tin Woodsman: [singing] A heart...
Dorothy: [singing] A home...
Cowardly Lion: [singing] The nerve!

Tin Woodsman: Help! Help!
Scarecrow: It's no use screaming at a time like this. Nobody will hear you. Help! Help!

Wizard of Oz: They have one thing you haven't got: a diploma. Therefore, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Universitartus Committiartum E Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of ThD.
Scarecrow: ThD?
Wizard of Oz: That's... Doctor of Thinkology.

Wizard of Oz: [booming voice] And you, Scarecrow, have the affrontery to ask for a brain, you billowing bale of bovine fodder!
Scarecrow: Y-Yes... Yes, Your Honor... I mean, Your Excellency... I-I mean, Your Wizardry.
Wizard of Oz: [booming] Enough!

Dorothy: How do you talk if you don't have a brain?
Scarecrow: Well, some people without brains do an awful lot of talking don't they?


"Tin Man: Into the Storm (#1.1)" (2007)
Glitch: [watching Zero attacking Cain and his family] Even with half a brain, I can tell that we've gotta get out of here.
[DG grabs a stick and runs toward them]

DG: [seeing Glitch hanging from the ceiling] What are you doing...
Glitch: up here? The little ANKLE-BITERS, thought it would be funny to keep me hanging around. Loosen that rope, and I might have the last laugh.
[DG hesitates]
Glitch: Come on doll, if mom and pop really are on the route to central city, then you're falling further and further behind.
DG: You know the way?
Glitch: Sure, though, it's kind of hard to give directions like this. Unless you have a better offer?

DG: I'm DG, by the way. And this is...
Cain: I know, a head-case.
Glitch: I have a proper name, you know. A-And when I remember it, I will tell you.
DG: What's a head-case?
Cain: It's what the state does to re-educate criminals. Rip out their brains, make 'em prisoners of their own minds. Ain't that right, convict?
Glitch: Hey! Whoa, I ain't no convict!
[hesitates]
Glitch: And just in case I am, it-it was a bogus charge, a-a frame job, I'm sure of it!

Glitch: My noggin' wasn't always this way you know. In my hay-day, I was government advisor numero one. I was the top dog's... right-hand man.

Glitch: Name's Glitch, on account of sometimes my synapses don't fire right. Sometimes my synapses don't fire right.
DG: You just said that.
Glitch: Did I? There you go, glitching again!

DG: Why would they remove your brain?
Glitch: 'Cause of what I know. Or used to know.

Cain: I'll see you down the road.
DG: Oh, actually, a road is what we're looking for. We're looking for the...
DG, Glitch: Brick Route.
DG: That leads to a place called...
DG, Glitch: Central City.
DG: Do you know of it?
Cain: Yeah. That's where Zero was headed after... It's where I'm headed now.
DG: Great! We'll go with you.
Cain: I got business. Besides, I don't travel with kids, or convicts.

Cain: Look, nothing personal kid, but look at you. First sign of trouble, you're just gonna cut and run.
DG: Nothing personal, but when we found you, you were in a tin box! You don't know me. Come on Glitch, we'll find the way ourselves.
[DG and Glitch walk off]
Cain: The way? The way leads through the fields of the Papay.
Glitch: [Glitch stops] Papay?
DG: [DG walks back] What? I've been tossed into a storm, trussed up by lawn gnomes, chased by mad men on horseback, how bad can Papays be?
Cain: I've seen them gnaw poeple in half in thirty seconds.
[pause]
Cain: Zipper-head keep your mouth shut, kid you stay behind me.
DG: Why the sudden change of heart?
Cain: Believe me, heart's got nothing to do with it.

DG: Hey, you wanna come closer to the fire? Warm up?
Raw: Shoulda left me to die.
Glitch: Oh great, a basket-case!

Raw: [about Cain] Brave man. Good man. Tin Man.
Glitch: Oh, I mighta known you were a Tin Man, what with that attitude!
DG: What's a Tin Man?
Glitch: It-It's what they call policemen in Central City.
[hesitates]
Glitch: At least, I think it is.

DG: You knew my mother.
Glitch: I knew I wasn't an idiot!
[to Cain]
Glitch: Or a convict!

Man in audience: Mystic Man, answer me this: What is the meaning of life?
Mystic Man: The answer to that question is as timeless as the moons. We must serve the forces of the universe in all our humanity, and all our humility.
[Azkadellia's vapors are being sprayed]
Mystic Man: First, we must inhale the magic...
Glitch: This is the man with all the answers? What's wrong with him?
Mystic Man: And hold it!
Glitch: He's out of his mind, literally!
Mystic Man: Hold it! And you know the meaning of life!
[laughs]

Cain: [after being chased by the Papays to the edge of a cliff] Go!
Glitch: The fall might kill us!
Cain: Well, they definitely will!

DG: [at the Northern Island] Dig!
Glitch: Dig?
Cain: What do you mean dig? Wait, wait, wait!
DG: [reciting, while digging with an ax] Daughter of light came upon a glistening white mountain, frozen in time on a sea of ice. Above all else she knew, that this mountain was more than it appeared. It was home!

Cain: [jumping off a cliff] Okay, on the count of three. One...
Glitch: THREE!

Glitch: [happily] Hey, there's that guy who locked up Cain.
[gasps, scared]
Raw: We go now.
Glitch: We've gotta get outta here.
DG: No, I'm not leaving until I get my answers.

Glitch: Gotta be careful not to lose your marbles. But ah, since the sorceress made her medicos take mine, well, you flick the abacus.

Glitch: I've been thinkin', if Mystic Man really does have all the answers, then maybe, after he's helped DG find her mom, he could help me refill my noggin. Give Raw here some spine, and maybe do something for you about your lousy attitude!
Cain: Or maybe he could put a zipper where it'll do some good.


The Wiz (1978)
Scarecrow: Stay right there.
Tinman: [stuck underneath a big heavy round tin-woman] Don't worry, I wasn't planning any promenades.

Scarecrow: [after Tinman's crying] He rusted himself cryin'.

Scarecrow: Public office is the last refuge of the incompetent!

Scarecrow: Success, fame, and fortune, they're all illusions. All there is that is real is the friendship that two can share.
Dorothy: That's beautiful! Who said that?
Scarecrow: [modestly] I did.

Scarecrow: Barnum said there's a sucker born every minute.
Tinman: I was there when he said it, but I never thought I'd be one of them.

Scarecrow: I'll think about you all the time, Dorothy!
Tinman: And I'll miss you... every day. Even if I had to go back to that junk pile... even as teeny's seat cushion... I wouldn't mind... because I have known... real love.
[cries]
Dorothy: Aww... don't rust yourself now.
[wipes away the tears]

Scarecrow: Now I'll never get my brain!
Tinman: Nor my heart.
Lion: Or my courage
Dorothy: But you don't need them now because you've had them all the time. Scarecrow, you're the one who figured out how to find the yellow brick road and how to destroy Evillene, and every smart move we've made, didn't you? Lion, you wouldn't even give up when Evillene strung you up by your tail. And, Tin Man, you have more heart than anyone I've ever known.
Tinman: [hopeful] Honest?
Dorothy: Yeah, you never needed anything from the fake wizard, anyway.

Scarecrow: [quoting] "Heavy is the head that wears a crown." - W. Shakespeare.

Dorothy: [Attempting to make the Tinman cry] Quick! Find a really sad saying!
Scarecrow: [Reaches into his hair and pulls out a piece of paper] Uh... showers this morning, clearing by tonight!

Scarecrow: But Bacon said -...
The Four Crows: Bacon? Once over lightly, please.
Scarecrow: "Knowledge is power," and Cicero says -...
The Four Crows: Cicero, row, row your boat...

Lion: Mamma would be so proud - goin' to see da WIZ!
[preens]
Lion: My momma used to say ta me, Fleet -...
Tinman, Scarecrow, Dorothy: FLEET?
Lion: That's my name: Fleetwood Coupe de Ville!
Tinman, Scarecrow, Dorothy: [snickers]
Lion: Momma had high ideals...
Tinman: Yeah!
Lion: - Y'know what I mean?
Tinman: Yeah!
[Lion and Tin Man high-five]
Tinman: Ha hah!

Scarecrow: [after finding out the Wiz is actually is politian from New Jersey, quotes] 'Public office is the last refuge of the incompetent' - Penrose!
The Wiz: [laughs hysterically] Incompetent! That's me!


"Tin Man: Search for the Emerald (#1.2)" (2007)
Glitch: [to the dog] Left... or left?

Glitch: You've been sleeping for hours like a - like a baby with his pacifier.
Cain: I thought you were dead.
Glitch: Ditto. You know, I may have saved you from hypothermia, but, um,
[holds up the horse toy]
Glitch: this is what saved your life. It stopped the bullet.
Cain: DG?
Glitch: Azkadellia.
Cain: Raw?
Glitch: Ah, I don't know I can't find him. Either they took him too, or he's dead. Or...
Cain: Maybe he ran away.
Glitch: You know you really should do something about that *bitter* cynicism of yours, Cain!
Cain: Why? Someone's gotta keep your wide-eyed optimism in check.
[silence]
Cain: Hey, Glitch?
Glitch: What?
Cain: I owe you one.
Glitch: [smiles] You know Cain, professional psychiatric theropy's only a crow's call away these days. I think a man like you with your issues with masculinity, and the-what we called the boy scout syndrome...

Glitch: I'm not saying they called me 'Twinkle-toes' or anything, but I cut quite a rug. Oh, you can make a face Cain, but it's true. There was a time I was a *fantastic* dancer. She may have taken my brains, but *rhythm*, that comes directly from your...
Cain: [interrupting] Do you have any bright ideas how to get in there?
Glitch: I mean, I don't mind taxing my half a brain for DG, but just *once* I wish that someone would acknowledge me for my *rhythm*. Which, as I was trying to say before I was so *rudely* interrupted, comes directly from the *soul*.
[Cain gives him the look]
Glitch: Sometimes, Cain, you make me feel just like those ladies at the dance did. Like I blend right into the wallpaper.
Cain: [looking at Longcoats] That's a good idea.
Glitch: [surprised] You wanna dance?
Cain: I'll lead, you follow.

Raw: [pointing] Cabin.
Glitch: Probably full of Longcoats.
Cain: No, look at the smoke.
Glitch: So? They lit a fire. Longcoats get cold, too.
Cain: It's *blue*.

DG: Did it always look so dead?
Cain: No, this used to be some of the most fertile land in the OZ. Orchards, nurseries.
Glitch: Gotta love a good orchard! Full of succulent fruit for all the people to eat. Free too, if you're a good fence climber. Mind you, those scarecrows kinda freak me out.
DG: So what happened?
Cain: About fifteen annuals ago, all the crops died, which then caused the great famine.
DG: I bet I can guess who's responsible.
Glitch: You'd think somebody would've helped them with their crops. Maybe engineered a doohickey with a couple of thingies... Gotta love a good orchard!

Glitch: [looking at their wanted poster] That is a *terrible* picture of me.
Raw: [nods in agreement] Mm-hmm.

Glitch: Did I ever tell you I was afraid of heights?
DG: You were hanging from the ceiling when I met you.
Glitch: Involuntarily!

Tutor: I suggest we keep moving.
Cain: Sorry Pooch, but this is where we part company.
Tutor: Part?
Cain: With the Longcoats on our trail and the Mobats in the sky, I don't have time to figure out what your angle is in all this.
Tutor: My 'angle' is her mother sent me to help.
Cain: And you did. I'd even thank you, if I knew who you were, or what.
Glitch: Whoa, Mister-Suspicious! This is the man... dog...
[whispers]
Glitch: thingy... who helped us escape!

Cain: What mine?
Ralph Bedose: Some mine in the Black Mountains.
Glitch: Moritainium. Big M, little T, number 216 in the OZian periodic table. Ha ha, school days. I remember a lovely lass named Leona...
DG: Moritainium, what's it for?
Glitch: Besides its strength, Moritainium is valued for it's ability to conduct magical energy.

Glitch: [after seeing some of Glitch's memories] Oh my, ha ha. The name's Glitch, have we...
[seeing DG]
Glitch: Are you okay?
DG: Yes, Glitch, I'm fine.
Glitch: [seeing their faces] What? Is my machine so bad?
Cain: [impressed] No, but whatever it is, you sure sacrificed a lot to stop Azkadellia.
DG: [hugs Glitch gratefully] That's why she had to go straight to the source.
Glitch: Well, I guess it wasn't the biggest sacrifice ever made for science.
DG: But it sure is up there!

Glitch: She wasn't always all ermine robes and thee's and thou's. She started off just like you; feisty but fair.
DG: My mother has done so much for me, and I don't even know her name.
Glitch: Oh, well that's easy. Her name was Queen...
[he can't remember]
DG: It's okay.
Glitch: But she was happy to make the sacrifices she thought were right. We should all love someone that much.


"Tin Man: Tin Man (#1.3)" (2007)
Glitch: You know, when I had a brain I was twice as scared as I am now with only half a brain. Which means that if I had no brain at all I would be four times braver then I was when I was brainy.

DG: Glitch. You're the smartest guy I know.
Glitch: Nah, you're just saying that to make me feel good.

Glitch: This is all my fault. If I hadn't thought of my machine in the first place, she never would have been able to twist it.
Raw: Yeah.

Airofday: Questions are answers unspoken.
Glitch: Isn't it a little cramped in there?
Airofday: Reference to uncomfortable tight spaces, answer: Yes.

DG: Where can we find the Seeker?
Glitch: [Airofday points in six directions] And you thought I had trouble with directions!


The Wiz Live! (2015) (TV)
Dorothy Gale: I never met a man made of tin before.
Scarecrow: Well, you never met a talking scarecrow, either. I guess it's one of those days.

Dorothy Gale: At least this forest is a nice home.
Tin-Man: Yeah, and you still got your heart.
Scarecrow: And a brain.
The Cowardly Lion: But what's the use of all that if you ain't got the courage to get up outta bed?

The Wiz: Scarecrow, you say you got no brain? Well, the surest sign you're talkin' to a dummy is when he tells you he knows it all! Takes a quality mind to know that there's always more to learn. You, my friend, are of that brainiac persuasion.
Scarecrow: So, knowing that I know nothing means that I know something? Well, what d'ya know!

Tin-Man: So, that's all there is to it? You just click your heels three times, and you get to go home.
Scarecrow: It makes no sense, so it must be so. You know, the truth is like that.
The Cowardly Lion: But if that's true, then you never would've had to battle Evillene, or the Wiz! Or even meet me.
Scarecrow: Or me.
Tin-Man: Or me.
Dorothy Gale: Oh, I wouldn't have missed meeting you for anything! Promise you'll remember me?
[Lion nods yes, then Dorothy kisses him on the cheek]
Dorothy Gale: Keep me in your heart.
[Tin Man kisses Dorothy's hand]
Dorothy Gale: Let me now and then come to mind.
[Scarecrow and Dorothy hug]
Dorothy Gale: Maybe, just maybe, if I hold on to these Shoes, they'll lead me back to you someday!
Tin-Man: Please try.
Dorothy Gale: I will. But right now, I think I hear Aunt Em callin'.


"Fame: Not in Kansas Anymore (#2.19)" (1983)
Scarecrow: Wake up Dorothy!
Doris: The name's Doris.
Scarecrow: Told you I was dumb.

Cowardly Lion: My sword is so fast...
[pause]
Tin Man, Scarecrow: How fast is it?
Cowardly Lion: My sword is so fast, I can cut classes, you won't even know I'm gone!


The Oz Witch Project (1999)
Dorothy Gale: Come up here, quick!
Scarecrow: What? What is it?
[They find hanging stick men from The Blair Witch Project]
Scarecrow: Oh, that's not so scary.

Scarecrow: Are you sure you don't have the map?
Dorothy Gale: Yes, I don't have the map.
Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.
Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.
Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.
Scarecrow: Dorothy, that is so not cool.
Dorothy Gale: I know it's not cool.


Return to Oz (1985)
Dorothy: [On her final guess Dorothy is about to guess on a bird statue, but then spots and emerald and chooses that instead] Oz!
Scarecrow: [Restored from ornament form] Dorothy!
The Nome King: [In his throne room the Nome King hears the echo of the scarecrow saying "Dorothy"] Smudge and blazes!
Dorothy: [Back in ornament room] Scarecrow!
Scarecrow: Dorothy.
[the two embrace]
Dorothy: You were green.
Scarecrow: What?
Dorothy: You were a green ornament.
Scarecrow: I was?
Dorothy: Maybe people from Oz turn into green ornaments.

Dorothy: [On her final guess Dorothy is about to guess on a bird statue, but then spots an emerald and chooses that instead] Oz!
Scarecrow: [Restored from ornament form] Dorothy!
The Nome King: [In his throne room the Nome King hears the echo of the scarecrow saying "Dorothy"] Smudge and blazes!
Dorothy: [Back in ornament room] Scarecrow!
Scarecrow: Dorothy.
[the two embrace]
Dorothy: You were green.
Scarecrow: What?
Dorothy: You were a green ornament.
Scarecrow: I was?
Dorothy: Maybe people from Oz turn into green ornaments.


The Wizard of Oz (1991)
Lion: [Cries and Wails] Why'd you scream so loud? you scared me half to death.
Lion: [Sobs A Bit] I know it's kind of silly for a lion to be 'afraid' of loud noises, but I am.
Lion: In fact, I'm afraid of just about anything, I'm a coward I tell ya, I'm getting scared of myself 'cause my shadow keeps scaring me.
Lion: Go ahead, call me names.
Dorothy: Wait a minute, we don't wanna call you names, we wanna help you, why don't you come with us to see the Wizard.
Scarecrow: I'm gonna ask him for a brain.
Tin Man: And me a heart.


"The Wizard of Oz" (1990)
Cowardly Lion: Ow!
Dorothy: [pulling thorns out of his backside] Hold still, Lion. You're such a big baby.
Tin Woodman: You just have to grin and bear it.
Cowardly Lion: I'm not a bear, and I don't feel like grinning. Ow!
Scarecrow: Well, you shouldn't have sat down on these, and why do you think they call them prickly pumpkins?
Cowardly Lion: I thought maybe they were just disagreeable.